Handicapping ~ I am the BEST...
 

... at putting together the absolute worst combinations.

The good news is i really did pick some nice winners last night (Sistine Angel paid $38. at Caulfield, Jungle Ruler paid $25.). ***

Liked Bull Creek at Del Mar today (paid around $17). ***

So yeah, some nice picks and ruined every last one of them (well actually everything today).

I didn't even bother to do a win bet on any of these... being a genius, win bets were reserved for Hard Bill (ya know, my lock de la jour :D ), Friend or Foe, Battle of Hastings et al. :wf

Besides why bother with win bets when i was busy constructing tris and supers with all the wrong horses in the wrong order?

Fun, fun, fun.

How badly did you suck today?


*** (I really hope this doesn't count as redboarding cause i sure as hell am not saying i made so much as a dime on any of these).

You are the only one I have ever witnessed red boarding net losses.




It's like watching the moon constantly changing its mind.

I singled Afleet Express in a pick 4 1-3-3-1 for 5 bucks.... I missed in the Bishop leaving DM off. If I knew it would pay $850 I would have hit it. Also would have been live to all if Bank Merger can get up.
Had a $2 saver pick 3, race 1 rick v-6,9-4,10 WAS PAYING WELL and JV gets nailed on the wire. All week I said 7,8 were my A'S... Not a dime on the exacta... No double to Rachel, and thats paying VERY GENEROUS, I almost punched it in for $50.. Picked Baffert firster on top at Del Mar dident bet her. Picked the 4 on top at Del Mar in the turf race allowance 22-1 LIKELY THE BEST BAD TRIP SECOND, actually bet $60 to win.. Just a total disaster, pressed Qualia in pick 4's with discreety mine would have had $12 on afleet express, just shitty.

I somehow thought playing Hold Me Back with his 6-4-1-0 record on polytrack was a good idea.

Then I remembered I was playing Del Mar where anything could happen.

Gooey..you were given a sign on For F.....so shame on you for going that way.