[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Please tell me a Derby Trailer wrote this one as a joke:

Dearest Sweet, Sweet “Z”,
We are together in your joy and sorrow, for there is “A Time for Everything”…Everything that happens in this world happens at the time God chooses. He sets the time for birth, and the time for death, the time for planting and the time for pulling up, the time for killing and the time for healing, the time for tearing down and the time for building. He sets the time for sorrow and the time for joy, the time for mourning and the time for dancing, the time for making love and the time for not making love, the time for kissing and the time for not kissing. He sets the time for finding and the time for losing, the time for saving and the time for throwing away, the time for tearing and the time for mending, the time for silence and the time for talk. He sets the time for love and the time for hate, the time for war and the time for peace. He has set the right time for for everything. The best we can do is be happy and do the best we can while we are still alive. All of us should eat and drink and enjoy what we have worked for, It is God’s Gift. Everything God does will last forever. You can’t add anything to it or take anything away from it. And one thing God does is to make us stand in awe of Him.” Ecclesiastes 4.1 You are our perfect “Z.”

It's my time to throw up.