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Originally Posted by MaTH716
A man walking down the street saw a strange funeral procession.
it was 2 hearses (one behind the other) driving very slowly.
Behind the hearse a man dressed in black was walking a large dog at the head of a very large procession(all men) in a single line following the man with the dog.
The man walking by asked the man with the dog "who died ?" Man with dog said "my wife...she was yelling at me and the dog thought she was attacking me...and well...a terrible tragedy."
Meanwhile...all the men in the single file procession are silent and respectful.
Man on street says "who is in the second hearse?"
Man with dog says " another terrible tragedy. My mother in law saw the whole episode and began screaming at me. The dog thought the old hag was attacking me... and well...she's in the second hearse."
LONG PAUSE AS THE HEARSE STARTS TO MOVE SLOWLY AGAIN.
Man in the street says "You have my condolences....Ah..Can I borrow that Dog ? Man with the dog points over his shoulder at the procession and says ...." Back of the line !"
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