Today's cards have been sent by Andy Sirloin's Short Sighted Courier Service.I just received them via Mrs.CM Oreo-Serling's Corn Truck.
Ah dunno.
Anyhoo...heah we go with yer Florida Stinking Derby:
1...SnoringVampire
Oh boy.
Have an idea.
nyoooooow
thud
2...Len Tenor
What in God's name is a Jewish singer doing in a horsey race?? Truly an outrage.
Crinkle..
trash can.
3...Pul-sion
Phoo-ey.
Crinkle..
trash can
4...PleathantPrinth
Now,just a minute here.
Since when are dressage horsey's allowed to mix with thoroughbreds?Honest--I think the dressers would even be embarrassed.
whiiiiiirrrrr
5...GameOnDude
Hang Ten!!
God.
Crinkle...
trash can
6...
Uh oh...ah did it again.
But oh well.
7...Mule
This is getting ridiculous.
Crinkle..
trash can.
8...IceBox
=:>
9...MinersReserve
Wouldn't it be more fun right now to talk about anything else?Once I get passed 8 horsey's I kind of lose interest.I think they do ,too.
Squirt!! :,..;;"",,.
Ah squirted him with mustard.
Was fun.
10...BestActor
Fine and dandy, but WorstHorsey.
whiiiirrrrrr!!
11...RadioHead
Think of the possibilities.
Since I don't want to get darted, I will only think them.
I could say RadioGa-Ga...I guess.
All the same.........
Crinkle..
trash can
IceBox.
Wok Good.
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