its the little things -
I get mad when I have to take a #2 AFTER I take a shower in the morning
My body makes more noises like cracks and snaps in the am when I wake and get movin then a 200 year old house with a frat party
I could go on but another episode of the Golden Girls may be on
I'm 33 fyi and people are callin me sir as well, but of course I am bald as an eagle so ya know, to a 20 year old hottie cashier at a Grocery Store
