THE ONE FRIGGIN time...
 

I need to be smooth, I falter. I am smooth 5256599 minutes a year and it just had to happen that I wasn't smooth THE ONE MINUTE I NEED TO BE.

I took this girl I know at work out to lunch again today, 2nd time. we yap all day about stuff via email, she is smokin hot. At the end of lunch, she states...

"Would you be doing this if I was a boy?"

"afjkla;sdfklasdfjas;fdlskasf;akdfj;alsjtiower nvla;nvla;fdkl;a" was my response

I felt like I just smoked a dubbie and had crazy cotton mouth and couldn't get anything out. Couldn't think of a response to save the life of me

Then she goes, "You wouldn't"

BUSTED!!!!

arggghhhhhhh

She's right! LMAO :D

You should have said "Of course, I'm bi!" just to stump the smart ass.

Were you not giving off the "i wanna jump your bones" vibe Scav? Why would she ask you this question? OF COURSE YOU WERE TAKING HER OUT TO LUNCH FOR A REASON. Is the girl an airhead?

I got the feeling she was saying it in more of a flirtious vibe....have to be careful when you involve work and relationships

Only if you're her boss.

This would have been a GREAT comeback, but it is hard for me to say Bi or gay, not a homophob but I just don't use the words often

Jobs are the same...co-workers

Hmmm... I smell a little wham, bam and thank ya MA'AM! :D

Happens to the best of us man...we all cant be me ;) ... you get 'em next time champ!

scav you need to talk to Bellamy Road about being smooth with the ladies, he can tell you all about that and share some of his smoothness

That is what I am thinking, needed a chicks opinion, I have like five emails out right now to my girl consulants

I don't need to know how to be smooth, I am, just dropped the ball on this occasion, I WON"T STOP SHOOTING THOUGH

Well... IMO, she sounds like she's interested. She wouldn't have asked you that question if she wasn't. Take it from a female... ;)

Advice...
Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know...
so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table.
Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much.
Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze.
The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime.

Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger.
And don't forget to swing threw.
BANG!

www.match.com/derbytrail

:D

You are tooo funny DTS!

Buffy,
I was just trying to be helpful.
Heck, I could show him some "tricks to do with water glasses" and sundry "salt shaker amazements".


When the "tongue is tied"...it's not much good for much else...doncha know.

This is a very VERY GOOD thing if true.

Scav,
Now there ya go!!! Cajun told ya!
And if she's not interested...
Well, just blame it on the "weiner dog" that's sitting on your lap.
Ask the waiter for a milk-bone and a "doggy bag" and ya got it covered.

LMFAO! You are in RARE form today... holy cow. :eek:

Although, I'm sure you'll agree with me... they don't have doggy bags big enough for a foot long "weinder dog", do they? :D

We'll talk, Scav…..lol

That all depends if you took ventriloquism lessons when you were a kid...
ARRFF, GRRR, WOOF.
Just remember, don't move your lips and look at the bag so it looks like the wienie is in there.
Heck, I learned something very similar once from a woman...talked into her bra like there were puppies hiding there. That's a different story.
I was just trying to help ole Scavs out. Free.
Now Smoothie gets to give advice....wonder if he charges by the hour?
Minute?
Tick, tick, tick.

I am smooth as a gravel road, sober. Under the influence, I am Hugh Heffner.

What is crazy is that I am kinda the opposite. When I get hammered, I get real shy because i am afraid to say something real comedy, when I am sober I say whatever I want because I know I can talk my way out of it.....

You're 80 yrs old when you're drunk?

S,

She is interested, never would have asked that if she wasn't.

C

"The spirit is willing...but the flesh is dead."
Ask Bold B...only person I've heard of that's been charged with "assault with a dead weapon."

that is the response I am getting from all...

That being said, she is booked solid for the next couple weekends, friggin figures

Anticipation works both ways.....

What do you mean, she's "booked solid?" Is that exactly what she said to you? I can tell by a response what a female means. LOL

Scav,
Tell her to make time!
Don't put up with that nonsense.
If you start out buying that, you'll be paying for a long time.
Set her straight!

WRONG...

Girls like the game... I know I do. :D

If he keeps on asking, she's going to get bored with him... I sure as hell would. He threw the ball in her court... it's up to her to make the basket now.

Lets hope she doesn't do a granny shot.

Thanks for that point of view Cajun.
I've personally had difficulty understanding the "game".
So...what should he do? Wait?
Just me, but I put things on the line.
It helps to bring "understanding", what ever the "game".
In poker, it's all in or fold.
Just my way of taking it. Or leaving it.
Thanks for your insight.

I haven't asked yet, I am 'prying' information, out of town this weekend, plans next weekend and out of town the weekend after, could always do drinks and dinner after work sometime but I would rather get all waupped up and ready to go

She is right though, it is all a game for them. I wish they would either be like "Bang me and want me, or leave me alone"

I would roll this way. You work at the same place. Buy a gift certificate to a nice restaurant, slap that sumbiatch in a card and on the card write, I hope you will invite me.

Oh, that post made me laugh.

(Excellent call-back to an earlier joke, Cajun! Nicely done! :) )

i guess that was her 'beat around the bush' way of asking if you're interested in her. i hate when people beat around the bush...er, when they're talking that is.