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VOL JACK 12-09-2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716
The good Dr. is right. The more intense you get the better off you are. When I went to the contest at AQU years ago. I blasted Welcome to the jungle the whole way there. Then before I put my first bet in I went to the bathroom, put my eye black on and had the bathroom attendant slap me as hard as he could. It kind of looked like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAN9qsRGQts

The only difference is I am a 5'8 white guy and the guy who slapped me was a 4 foot Mexican guy named Tito.

But it worked, I hit every race at Aqu that day and cashed in the tourney!

When I was a 13 yr old I played an AAU basket ball game against John Henderson, and attempted to gaurd him. He was 6' 3" when he was 13. I just thank god I didnt have to play football against him.

hoovesupsideyourhead 12-09-2008 04:00 PM

keep up the good work ..go fins!!
pregame

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvVO25Wg7I4


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