Originally Posted by hi_im_god

do you recall the last time you wept? no
doesn't it seem that the heyday of hemorrhoid-cream advertising is over? yes
do you prefer to watch a bad game show or good documentary? good doc
have you ever helped someone find a lost pet? no
faced with a large inflatable mattress, do you try to induce a partner to inflate it, look for a mechanical blower, or get right to huffing? look for blower
for industrial hand cleaner, are you gojo or goop? goop
should the imminent extinction of a plant or animal be fought against or should it be regarded as an evolutionary punch that must be rolled with? no fight
do you like a forest of pines or mixed hardwoods? mixed
what percentage of people would you say think their lives are important and what percentage admit they are not? 85
is it time i go?

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper?
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language?
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time?
do you prefer calm or violent weather?
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable?
if you had a child, would you read to them every night?
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys?
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism?
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down?
are you prepared for the end?