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08-22-2012, 10:41 AM
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They'll be holding auditions at the Travers.
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08-24-2012, 10:10 AM
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Clyde has promised to provide his "to die for" analysis of the Travesty Stakes.
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08-24-2012, 12:31 PM
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Clyde's Travesty-
Good Afternoon Knowledgeable Horsey Racing Fans as well as Made Members of What Once Was - ALAN'S - Room. Today I will provide you with free A#1 racing analysis for that huge,prestigious race;The Travesty. And boy is it. Sorry, no almost nude hot griddle sizzlers will present the cards. That's because the last 4 to do this thing were Made Members...and they WERE nude! Got me in a lot of trouble. Female Made Members have absolutely no modesty. Let us now go do this thing. THE MANYETH RUNNING OF THE TRAVESTY HORSEY RACE 1. SpeightsCity OutOfTheMoneysVille. crinkle... trash can 2. Five Sixteen Obviously well versed in numerology. Now, if we add 5 plus one we get 6 and add another 6 we get 12. 1 plus 2=3. That's show. Hes' not really that well versed....therefore: crink-EL!... trash can 3. Wilson Pickett. Good guy, but I think he's dead. crinkle... trash can 4. Stealcase Now this....this is a horsey. Which is a great leg up. Late bloomer.....right time----right horse. KEEPAH!! 5. Street Life When was the last time a street horse won a dirt race? This is so key. crinkle... trash can 6. Alfalfa Feldsparologist in a horsey suit. crinkle... trash can 7. Atigun Still a dental adhesive. Think Teeth of the Dog here. crinkle... trash can 8. Nipple n' Nipple Gosh I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. SightyPoo....oh never mind. crinkle... trash can 9. Liaison who is baffert!! .....'s wife told him if this horsey doesn't win she is going to throw the world's biggest hissy-witch fit ever shown on the big screen. I'm excited. crinkle... trash can 10. Yesnios Glad to see the name change.....makes all the difference. keepah 11. Gassed Malcolm I believe he has what it takes for 3rd place. 1........HANSEN 1A......SteelCase 2........YESNIOS 3........GASSED MALCOLM Arletta Baby....Mom has bagged me.I'm all yours. (STOP THAT HISSING!!)
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08-24-2012, 05:39 PM
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"Say, I hear it's supposed to be colder than SightyPooKins' nipple for the Travesty."
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08-25-2012, 10:16 AM
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Alpha-WPS
W/ Neck n Neck, Nonios, and Stealcase
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08-26-2012, 09:08 AM
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Even though MMSC didn't post her pick for the Travesty here, I'm kidnapping her Golden Ticket from the Saratoga contest and declaring her the official winnah!!! Ned and Hydra are so proud of you.
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08-26-2012, 07:58 PM
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I think we should proclaim Hansen the contest winner and figure out the next race were gonna do. What do you all suppose the Belmonts think? Oh and please send them my fond regards.
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