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Old 07-19-2010, 01:59 PM
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I don't understand why track management has to be so scared. They obviously want the horndog money (all of the female live feed personalities)

The majority of them are clueless...so why not hire some hot ones that will give out their selections by mud wrestling, wet t-shirt contests, lesbianish kissing, etc?
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:03 PM
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She is tricky. She walks with a gimp. It is very slight but there is something there. Someone told me she had a wooden leg so I repeated it to Satan's Twin and GBBob and then we went on a recon mission and talked to some people that would know, guaranteed and it was shot down.
I'd like to go on record that I said all along there is NO way she has a wooden leg.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:10 PM
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So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
This is what separates the men from the boys
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:13 PM
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This is what separates the men from the boys
Bro, I like that.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:15 PM
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OK,who do you like the best:
Alyssa Ali
Jessica Pacheco
Maggie Wolfendale
Katie Mikolay
Beulah twins
Jan Rushton
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:18 PM
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Whoa!
I thank him for that. I had a bet he was an ahole kind of guy. Easiest money I've ever made.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:24 PM
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I thank him for that. I had a bet he was an ahole kind of guy. Easiest money I've ever made.
Figures a doofus like you would never get it. Speaking of aholes, however. What is it with you and having a bug up your ass for people on the web. When you're not trying to get my attention, you're ****in' (or trying to) with any number of people over at PA. What is it, exactly: no attention at home?
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:31 PM
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Figures a doofus like you would never get it. Speaking of aholes, however. What is it with you and having a bug up your ass for people on the web. When you're not trying to get my attention, you're ****in' (or trying to) with any number of people over at PA. What is it, exactly: no attention at home?
Yeah that's it. I'm trying to get your attention. I desperately want the attention of an unstable shut in.

Has there ever been a more hypocritical post in internet history? I have a bug up my ass? Yeah, you're Mr. Sunshine. Do you really think you're fooling anyone with this crap?
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:31 PM
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I knew this thread had potential.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:37 PM
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I knew this thread had potential.
I heard a rumor that the_fat_man has a glass eye and hossy wears hair extensions. Can you confirm?
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:37 PM
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Yeah that's it. I'm trying to get your attention. I desperately want the attention of unstable shut in.

Has there ever been a more hypocritical post in internet history? I have a bug up my ass? Yeah, you're Mr. Sunshine. Do you really think you're fooling anyone with this crap?
If this weren't the case, MoFO, then there wouldn't be any number of posts by you directed AT/TO me. And, you wouldn't be 'discussing' me with other people, as you indicated above. That's real healthy.

Fact of the matter is that you're a PUNK. Whether you own up to it or not is neither here nor there to me. How about you fixate on somebody else, as I've repeatedly indicated to you in the past that I'm just not interested. Know what I mean, Gaylord? ha ha ha
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:39 PM
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I can't believe gaylord just got busted out. Getting rowdy.

Ole Kasept isn't around either, gotta be getting a phone call soon
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:39 PM
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I'd like to go on record that I said all along there is NO way she has a wooden leg.
He works for you. Will you take him out to the back of the barn before you leave and beat him senseless.

The only wooden leg involving either of those girls is the lil' wooden one he springs every time he's drooling over the fence scoping them out.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:40 PM
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I heard a rumor that the_fat_man has a glass eye and hossy wears hair extensions. Can you confirm?
I can not confirm that. I did hear that PG1985 has seen some girlie movie like four times in five nights though
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:41 PM
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He works for you. Will you take him out to the back of the barn before you leave and beat him senseless.

The only wooden leg involving either of those girls is the lil' wooden one he springs every time he's drooling over the fence scoping them out.
You know I am not drooling. I glance, but the gimp does nothing for me, and Alyssa is way out of the range
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:42 PM
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That girl looks Chinese food with Mom worthy........
what the hell did you just say?


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Left Bank OK,who do you like the best:
Alyssa Ali
Jessica Pacheco
Maggie Wolfendale
Katie Mikolay
Beulah twins
Jan Rushton
wolfendale is awful.....cute maybe, but she doesn't know donk about horses

take out jan rushton and insert jill byrne and this list is almost flawless

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Old 07-19-2010, 02:43 PM
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I can't believe gaylord just got busted out. Getting rowdy.

Ole Kasept isn't around either, gotta be getting a phone call soon
You know what it is, man? I'm here to discuss races/racing. Seems that some others are here to just **** with/fixate on people. Kasept is well aware of the situation here and he just lets it go on. DaHoss got tired of trying to **** with people over at PA (or sucking PA's ASS, whichever way you want to look at it) and now he's back here (under his ORIGINAL ID after DrugS busted him, apparently) trying to get attention.

It is what it is.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:44 PM
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I can not confirm that. I did hear that PG1985 has seen some girlie movie like four times in five nights though
Oh sure, but has he "seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise?" Because that is one of the most impressive feats I've read about in quite some time.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:45 PM
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If this weren't the case, MoFO, then there wouldn't be any number of posts by you directed AT/TO me. And, you wouldn't be 'discussing' me with other people, as you indicated above. That's real healthy.

Fact of the matter is that you're a PUNK. Whether you own up to it or not is neither here nor there to me. How about you fixate on somebody else, as I've repeatedly indicated to you in the past that I'm just not interested. Know what I mean, Gaylord? ha ha ha
Should I bring up all of the times you have brought my name up here, even while I wasn't posting here? You've basically admitted to following me around at PA. But I'm the unhealthy one. Neither one of us are winning any popularity contests, but at least I can admit that.

If you think I'm discussing you, you are even more deranged than most think. Now get back in the closet.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:45 PM
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Oh sure, but has he "seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise?" Because that is one of the most impressive feats I've read about in quite some time.
It is actually a great quote. I am still laughing because it is true. With the amount of porn that I look at it, I have to be in the running as most woman seen nude online...
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