ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Rileyoriley]

Time to leave the Christmas thread behind...................

Holy Cow Picks:

Frosted/Keen Ice exacta box in honor of the 1st snowstorm of 2015.

[Rileyoriley]

The Very Fine ClydeVivor Analysis of the Holy Cow Stakes:

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For yer handicapping pleasure....the VERY fine analysis of the Holly Cow
Steaks!:



This will be good,but not for vegetarians.

Here ya go.







1....FROSTED TIP


Oh boy.



Really ridiculous as frosted tips are for selfies and should NEVER be raced.





....uh,no....



Crinkle....


trash can.






2....QUEEN ICE


Ice Queens never win.



Crinkle....


trash can.






3....LOW MOON CIDER


This is a special autumn evening beverage.

It has no busyness in a non autumn place.....in the afternoon.....in January.

So no.



Crinkle....


trash can.






4....BLUE GRASS SINGER


Funny how a few letters make all the difference.

If this were Blues Singer, why----he'd be an auto keepah-keepah.

Ever hear Bluegrass songs?




BLECH!!!!



nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooow!!!!



thud






5....JUAN&BINA ( IN A BOB&JOHN SUIT)













whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!







6....FIRST DOWN


Last in.




Crinkle....


trash can






7....FRAMMENTO







GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!





KEEPAH!






8....UPSKIRT



whoa!!!!




tsssssssssssssss!!




UPS!....I mean ----



Crinkle....


trash can.






9....DON THE HAND GRENADE


Pull pin....throw....pffffft.




Crinkle....


trash can.






9....DECISION DAY



I have decided----




Crinkle....


trash can







Number 7,FRAMMENTO to win.



By the by....this is an awful race;didn't have much to work with here.

[Arletta]

From ~ Clyde


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It's really nice being in a brand new Debbie contest.






There I go again.



Anyhoo....I am wondering if any of the posters in the Tamp Bay Reunion thread have ever heard of Facebook.

Just thayin'.

Thank our lucky's they are not tweeting here,too.


Anyways!!....Believe it or not, more interesting things are happening than the Worst Dressed Tourist in Floria Contest.Another KD approaches and countless 3 year olds are candidates to win it.February 1st begins the one week Grifter Convention which shall be held at the parking lot of Walmart in Kent.The Grifter of the Year will announced on February 2nd.If it isn't Taylor Marie,then I would not want to meet the winner.



More PLE's:


"Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time."

Well don't look at me.



"He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."

I don't think baffert wrote that one.



"It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it."


Public "servants" ,I feel sorry for them.They have a lllllllllong road to hoe.



"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up."


Or if they're in the Tampa Bay Reunion thread.----=:>



"Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it."


BLECH!!



"If you are going through hell, keep going."


keepah-keepah!!






And now, hour STICKY MUSIC!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzAO9A9GjgI






In closing,remember----if ever you find yourself a stranger in a strange land amongst creatures who cannot be explained away;not to worry.You are merely momentarily trapped in Tampa Bay....among those bearing Legionnaire's Disease.



Uhm.....maybe you should worry.






ADIOS AMIGOS!!

[Sightseek]

"He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."

I don't think baffert wrote that one."

[Arletta]

From Still alive ~ Clyde


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Thank you SightyPooKins for my trophy and huge ,toothy grin face.I enjoy being recognized for my exemplary work.

I do feel as though many more of these awards should come, but the vast majority of my legion of fan....make that fanS....are either very shy or lack courage.


ANYWAYS!!----




Is "by the grace of God" a hard and fast rule?

Does "space junk" break the law ;"what goes up must come down"....?

Why can not a stent be used to clear mental blocks?

Shall meteorologists predictions be granted a "may be off by 90-100%" annotation?



These are but a few of the challenges standing before manselfish as we head into the merry month of February.This is the only month lasting under 30 days;even in a leap year.Its name comes from the Latin term "februum" ( do not confuse this with redrum) which means"purification."It is OK to pronounce it as "FebROOary" or just FebUary."I don't know why January isn't Janruary nor why February isn't just Febuary.It seems like it would be fine to also pronounce January as JanROOary.


But it's not.



"When choosing up sides without captains,don't anoint yourself as one.The sides will choose themselves."

-Albert Einstein



"Remember,Jesus will not walk amongst us as an international personality.He will be an unemployed carpenter or maybe a homeless person.One things for shore :He will be noting who be naughty or nice."

-Loam Chumpsky



God these philosophical quotes are driving me nuts.



I am trying to put into order the most important parts which make up a "hottie."

I think this:

1....Legs
2....Face
3....Dupa
4....Boo Bee's


The 3 year old that wins this years KD most likely has yet to win a race.

If you had the little c in your little prostate and your medicine man was Dr. Cistti,would you not ask for the availability of Dr. Tumorski? Honest, these things only happen to me.

The infamous grifter,Taylor Marie,has yet to reappear....although I know she will.The former stripper who now trims the excess off rubber products( ya really can't buy stuff like this) has to make sure the well has dried up.Let me tell you;she's really,really good at what she does.


Red Boarding is applicable to the dice tables and roulette wheel.Just because you got soaked at the races, and that can be confirmed,doesn't mean you can lie about that which is not possible to be confirmed.


Since Belichik is a proven horrid loser and cheater and BIG LIAH(just ask New York and Parcells) and will use every angle and stretch rules never before stretched and keeps his nose into every aspect of the game and dump his wife after many years for a baffert like HO....does anyone really think he had nothing to do with Air-Be-Gone????

What a despicable rodent.


Speaking of despicable rodents,when will the Breeders Cup Classic become the Breeders Cup Vlasic----brought to you by the Pickle People!!

That would top the Kentucky Derby presented by YUM!

God that is so awful,although I could put a girl's name in front of YUM! and it would be a WHOLE lot spicier....and truer


SAY!!!....Speaking of sour pickles.....snarf!!....sssssso funny-----I'll bet Tits' ***** tastes like sour pickles, bet ya.NoAdvantage would know.

rolling an' laughing!!

I am ssssssssso amusing!!



Maybe that's why he's such a nasty plumb bob.....=:>



Oh gosh.Now what? Perhaps a STICKY MUSIC link? Why, of course!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sGy_-p_sVE



And finally (STOP IT!)...I----ME, has a black shirt with a classic rendering of Gary Moore in ELECTRIC blue on my chiseled torso front side.This goes with my A#1 blues collection of more Moore's,Rory Gallagher and the ABB.


And they all sniff like BURY ME BABY!!!!





AMIGOS!


AVANTI!!!!

[Rileyoriley]

"Remember,Jesus will not walk amongst us as an international personality.He will be an unemployed carpenter or maybe a homeless person.One things for shore :He will be noting who be naughty or nice."

-Loam Chumpsky


So Jesus is also Santa Claus????

Will we be getting one of your very fine analysis of the Tampa Bay Derby?

Tomorrow at GP, I like Presto Magic in race 9. Will box with Catfight Cowgirl.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Time to leave the Christmas thread behind...................

Holy Cow Picks:

Frosted/Keen Ice exacta box in honor of the 1st snowstorm of 2015.

My Kentucky Derby exacta Frosted/Keen Ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(In hopes of a May snowstorm)