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''VROOM"


rolling an' laughing!!

That's an old one,but thanks for bringing it back to life.You know,SightyPoo....in the past I would play with toy cars on he floor ( not anymore of course....this was like-----2 or 3 years ago) and make engine sounds.I forgot about VROOM.



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Doggone it.

I forgot to mention the new poster here, Carlo Gambino.

Great name dropper that Don Carlo is,I cannot wait for the newest member of Club Supercilious to detail the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.



Canadian Sparrow has materialized a literal drunken flotilla of those who need to step out of their own boring body and vicariously bathe in the glory of a.... horsey.But,why am I not talking about me? I really hate myself when I do not talk about me.The truth is,the Starship may require more serious remedies than first thought.Radioactive seeding is being considered.Sympathy pains?Could be.More testing is on the agenda.My own faulty cahb-yer-ray-tah is still being assaulted by pulsing,glowing magic beans;supposedly now at half strength.Well ya coulda fooled me.It feels like someone threw the lever back to full throttle.Now I know how the demon felt when being squirted with holy water:"It burns!! It burns!."

I really should give out large thanks to Arletta who has borne the arduous and risky task of pasteying my extraordinary work.Dahling,from myself and my legion of fan.....I mean fans....thank you in very large quantities.


Finally, it does amaze me how so many are fooled by baffert's halo.Never has one who loves his horsey's so much had so many drop dead at his wonderful Day and Night Care Center.



Now, I rise from my session of sniffing 3 day old cedar embers and flop out listening to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbeqj-1XOo


The things I see, I can never tell.Lewis Carroll did, but only because Disney bribed him.
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Hello Sporty Fans.


We have a new Hunt&Kill list.

Over the next several hours,we shall Hunt and Kill all advertisers on the i-net;the entire membership of NoAdvantage;and anyone who bugs me.The latter group is HUGE but I know you, like me, really enjoy a nice Hunt&Kill.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SCOimBo5tg



But first....


Personal Life Enhancements




"Either way the sun comes up tomorrow on a new day."

Weak.



"Come home early, nothing good ever happens after midnight. "


O=;>



"The press will shape your opinion if you don't keep yourself informed. "


That one's for Daffy "Google" Danny



"Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. "


Weirdo's....rejoice!!




"Kindness costs nothing, but pays big dividends."


Ever hear of Taylor Marie and AbbeyGail??



"If something sounds too good to be true it is probably false."


!!

You mean, I SHOULDN'T bet Canadian Sparrow in the Belmonts?




"Computers of the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons"

spit!!



"Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining? "


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!




"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost. "



thud





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V__g_D8TLTI




Songs written by Jeffery Dahmer:


I Left Your Heart in San Fransisco

Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover

Johnny Tastes Goode

Hey Food

Tottie Fields Forever

Delicious Minds




Uh, where was I??



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBQVrCflZ_E




Well....that sort of helped;and sort of not.



I better quit while I'm behind.


Adios Amigos!!
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"Songs written by Jeffery Dahmer:


I Left Your Heart in San Fransisco

Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover

Johnny Tastes Goode

Hey Food

Tottie Fields Forever

Delicious Minds"




I needed a good laugh. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpNaFiwTfAY


And there was that time I called the Padlock,"The Smart Threads."

In the time of now,we see more of:


"YAH-HOO-HOO!!!! More trainer threads from 40 years ago----PLEASE!!"


And back and forth like:


"Blub blub mug poo."

"DAH!! farbins nerz bor duk!!"

"No....blub blub BORF querze norfshun!!"

"BLAFKORDISH!! MAUWTHUTZ!! blub blub norts baffint jerp PIKWATZ!!"



What a friggin' kumquaty mess.




You know,Morty Fans....there are several hit teams trying to sniff me out as I type; so they may snuff me out.One of them is getting close and,I have this recurring dream. A dream where the team that is close is made up of crack Navy OTTER's and Army STRANGERS.Due to a regimen of rote,they are really,really good at their physical mechanics.....but are incredibly stupid.In the dream, as I get in my car and sit down....a sniper named Diaper plugs me right between the eyes.Then, having planted a remote controlled bomb in my car....they hit the button and BOOM!!


They figure this way....no one will know I was killed by a bullet.

Now that is stupid.

The team, I'm sure, is code named: Nick's Kumquats.



New Hunt&Kill:


El Edgah

Don Speedo

Rock Tard



Rock Tard can't wait for "Bobby" to hoist that trophy.The only thing I want to see baffert hoist after the Belmont is a big ol' cup of his own medicine.But that's hoping for too much.
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Sporty Fans....are you already sick of Sparrow Fans?

Maybe he will win,but I am not of the group (that should be under clinical study) saying he absolutely will win andifyoudon'tthinkthesamethenyouarestupidorinsaneo rboth!!


Thank my luckies I am not drinking at the Thyroxine trough.


It is with that in mind that I step off the Belmont trail for a while.

This is more fun:


Click Van Gogh's paintings and mute it....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBMGVu6GTDw


Now click on Still Got The Blues on another tab....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o7BwblazjQ


Start playing the song and then go back and start the paintings of Van Gogh.



It's oodles of noodle food.





One other thing and I do hate to bring it up,but Daffy Danny is at it again.

This is her latest tag line:


"Hell is other people.

Jean-Paul Sartre "


She is now a certified google existentialist.What she doesn't get is----SHE is other people.






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Sporty Fans....are you already sick of Sparrow Fans?

Maybe he will win,but I am not of the group (that should be under clinical study) saying he absolutely will win andifyoudon'tthinkthesamethenyouarestupidorinsaneo rboth!!


Thank my luckies I am not drinking at the Thyroxine trough.





c u latah
Are you implying we have a lot of people here with Thyroid issues?
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Are you implying we have a lot of people here with Thyroid issues?
I believe he is referring to this.

http://www.paulickreport.com/news/ra...ng-wrong-here/
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Interesting read. Never saw that
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Interesting read. Never saw that
Oh there's more..

Part 1: https://tuesdayshorse.wordpress.com/...effect-part-1/

Part 2: https://tuesdayshorse.wordpress.com/...effect-part-2/
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Good Morning to all Sporty/Horsey Fans.

In keeping with remaining silent on youknowhat....even I am amazed at my beautiful mind.


Excelling at the marriage of music and paintings,I have gone to matching music with a poim;and they both have the same title.Take a listen:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3FH01FlWU


One Day
by Christina Rossetti

I will tell you when they met:
In the limpid days of Spring;
Elder boughs were budding yet,
Oaken boughs looked wintry still,
But primrose and veined violet
In the mossful turf were set,
While meeting birds made haste to sing
And build with right good will.

I will tell you when they parted:
When plenteous Autumn sheaves were brown,
Then they parted heavy-hearted;
The full rejoicing sun looked down
As grand as in the days before;
Only they had lost a crown;
Only to them those days of yore
Could come back nevermore.

When shall they meet? I cannot tell,
Indeed, when they shall meet again,
Except some day in Paradise:
For this they wait, one waits in pain.
Beyond the sea of death love lies
For ever, yesterday, to-day;
Angels shall ask them, 'Is it well?'
And they shall answer, 'Yea.'







"Oh my God."

Jean Paul Sartre,after reading Daffy Danny.
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Light of the Day that I am.....I greet all of you fine Sporty Fans and aficionados of the obliquely absurd.


Well ya know....( spit!! I think maybe two people are laughing now and I admit to being one of them)................I am on another Vincent van Gogh kick, if you have not noticed.I love the guy.He often wrote letters to his brother,Theo,and they were preserved.I love this quote of Vincent's in one of those letters:


"Since it's still winter here, please just let me get on with my work;if it's the work of a mad man,that's just too bad.There's nothing I can do about it."


I guess I have a great affinity because I once sent an e-mail to Stevie in almost verbatim form.

Oh well.



You may be aware van Gogh had mental issues.Severe depression and other instabilities.I thought about how a smart, talented guy like him could have succumbed to these deficiencies.Then it hit me;we do live past lives and return in another form.

Yes-----one of his care givers had to have been Daffy Danny.



"ya....that civil war that went on in america,i know all about it.i might be a grandmother too-----oh crap.i'm gonna go on a road trip!! did i tell ya? hey,you're not painting that door knob right.i know all about how to paint.i'm smard about everything.i'm gonna be a helicopter pilot.what do you call that mess? starry,starry night? awful.never sell.i know........"

In his friggin' ear day after day-----that's why he almost cut it clean off.


I wonder if Tony cut off his ears??



Back to horsey racing.

If you think it's bad now;think what it will be like should The Sparrow win.

Nova Scotia----here I come.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn-nbcbfTy4
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Light of the Day that I am.....I greet all of you fine Sporty Fans and aficionados of the obliquely absurd.


Well ya know....( spit!! I think maybe two people are laughing now and I admit to being one of them)................I am on another Vincent van Gogh kick, if you have not noticed.I love the guy.He often wrote letters to his brother,Theo,and they were preserved.I love this quote of Vincent's in one of those letters:


"Since it's still winter here, please just let me get on with my work;if it's the work of a mad man,that's just too bad.There's nothing I can do about it."


I guess I have a great affinity because I once sent an e-mail to Stevie in almost verbatim form.

Oh well.



You may be aware van Gogh had mental issues.Severe depression and other instabilities.I thought about how a smart, talented guy like him could have succumbed to these deficiencies.Then it hit me;we do live past lives and return in another form.

Yes-----one of his care givers had to have been Daffy Danny.



"ya....that civil war that went on in america,i know all about it.i might be a grandmother too-----oh crap.i'm gonna go on a road trip!! did i tell ya? hey,you're not painting that door knob right.i know all about how to paint.i'm smard about everything.i'm gonna be a helicopter pilot.what do you call that mess? starry,starry night? awful.never sell.i know........"

In his friggin' ear day after day-----that's why he almost cut it clean off.


I wonder if Tony cut off his ears??



Back to horsey racing.

If you think it's bad now;think what it will be like should The Sparrow win.

Nova Scotia----here I come.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-qQ_brIsfY

ftfy


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In case you want to sing along

"Big Bad Wolf"

Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me!

Once upon a time
There was a nasty, little piggy filled with pride and greed
Once upon a time
There was an evil, little piggy typical disease
You see this little pig is slowly becoming my own worst enemy.
You see this evil pig she's a blood, blood, blood sucking part of me

Everywhere I go, you go along with me (she said)
Everything you get, is all because of me (I said)
Everything I do, you do along with me (she said)
No matter where you run, you cannot hide from me

She's got a hold on me
Maybe she is just what they want me to be

Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me!

Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
I've been everywhere that you've been
Now I've got nothing to lose and everything to win
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
I'm already under your skin
'Cause I'm the big bad wolf, now let the games begin

You see I am the wolf,
And this dirty, little piggy lives inside of me.
You see every now and then,
I forget which one that I want and which one that I need.
I have come to realize
That both of them have become a necessity
I now have come to realize
That I become which animal I choose to feed

Anything I say you lie along with me. (she said)
Every song you sing is all because of me (I said)
Anytime I cry you always laugh at me. (she said)
No matter what you do you will belong to me

She's got a hold on me,
Maybes she's just what they want me to be

Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me!

Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
I've been everywhere that you've been
Now I've got nothing to lose and everything to win
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
I'm already under your skin
'Cause I'm the big bad wolf, now let the games begin

Oh man, all these voices
I just can't get the **** out of my head!
I can't, I can't, I can't

Even with these chains, you can't stop me.
Even with these chains, you can't stop me
Even with these chains, you can't stop me
Even in these chains, you won't break me
Even in these chains, you won't stop me
Even in these chains, you won't break me
Even in these chains, you won't take me
Even in these chains, you won't haunt me

Pig! Pig!
Pig, pig!

Stay the ****, stay the ****, stay the **** out of my head!

She's got a hold on me,
Maybe she is just what they want me to be

Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me!

Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
I've been everywhere that you've been
Now I've got nothing to lose and everything to win
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
I'm already under your skin
'Cause I'm the big bad wolf, now let the games begin
'Cause I'm the big bad wolf, now let the games begin!
'Cause I'm the big bad wolf, now let the games begin
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Happy Dentist Day to what was once my legion of fans;now,not even a small gathering of the curious.

Ralph;I have no idea what he's doing.


But-----Saturday will end CLYDEFORM!! and Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.


Go ahead.....I'll wait until the celebration ends.














Anyhoo----I have been informed by lab coated wunderkinds that unfortunately the magic beans implanted were intended for an elephant.Apparently the wizard who loads them up was on a Canadian Sparrow high and that bout with euphoria will end my existence on this planet ,no more than 60 days from now.It's already very painful to type.
> >
> >
> > Little by little;bit by bit....I'm making my way back to you.
> >
> > Although I'm just a little apprehensive as to who 'you" ....is.
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> > I hope all serious sociopaths have noted how Daffy Danny is giving away her position via an un secure frequency.
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> > I believe Canadian Sparrow is not just going to be beat half to death by Victor in late stretch,but also stoned and electrocuted.It will be for naught as I think the Sparrow gets out dueled by Materiality,and caught by Frosted and Tale of Maiden Special Weight.That's a sneak preview of CLYDEFORM'S!! fine pre race analysis.
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> >
> > Ned&Hydra sent me a precious "sorry to hear you're dying" joke card.
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> > Wonderful sense of humor;wonderful people.
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Happy Dentist Day to what was once my legion of fans;now,not even a small gathering of the curious.

Ralph;I have no idea what he's doing.


But-----Saturday will end CLYDEFORM!! and Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.


Go ahead.....I'll wait until the celebration ends.














Anyhoo----I have been informed by lab coated wunderkinds that unfortunately the magic beans implanted were intended for an elephant.Apparently the wizard who loads them up was on a Canadian Sparrow high and that bout with euphoria will end my existence on this planet ,no more than 60 days from now.It's already very painful to type.
> >
> >
> > Little by little;bit by bit....I'm making my way back to you.
> >
> > Although I'm just a little apprehensive as to who 'you" ....is.

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No Keen Ice for the CLYDEFORM!!?
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To all Canadian Sparrow blowhards-----Happy Windsyday.

Any Sparrow fan still fanning after the latest gross move by the Kayaks shall be placed right at the top of a new HUNT&KILL list.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6O9DaIGy9M




The Final Fine Analysis;in this case,it's for the NED&HYDRA A#1 FUCl<IN' -AYE HO DOWN.

(The race where owners of a potential TC entrant get to act like the True Swine that they are .....before or after the race.Maybe both.)




1....MOOKIES GIVING MOOCOW


The only thing more doorknobby than Mike Hunt is Mike De Kock.



nnnnnno



Crinkle....


trash can






2....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT


Well it's possible.


Ah don't know fer shore----but keeping for now.






3....MADEFROMLUCKY


More keepah than whiiiiiirrrer







4....FRAMMENTO


Not out of the question.






5....CANADIAN SPARROW


I really,really hope you're reading this baffert----you disgusting,schmoozing,Dr.Moreau/Michael Vick of horsey racing.





DOUBLE BARF!!!!







CRINK-EL!!.....trash can


NYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

thud








whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!






6....FROSTED



KEEPAH!!






7....KEEN ICE


I would have bit on ESKEEMO PIE,but this name is truly awful.

Anyone ever hear a person say,"WOW Mom!! That was some really keen ice!! YUM!!"



Blech.




Crinkle....


trash can






8....MATERIALITY



Phantom PayBob'd in the Derby,he's on the right side of the Sparrow.

Tough break,baffert.





KEEPAH!!










Now,this is not easy.......but here:



1....MATERIALITY
2....FROSTED
3....MADEFROMLUCKY
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