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Ned and Hydra Belmont (such lovely people) would like all CLYDEFORM!! faithful to know that despite there being a 90,000 sporty fan limit at Belmonty Park this year, there will always be a place for us at their table.

They just LOOOVE a great weirdo!
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Going with Tinkerbelle in the Peter Pan.
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Ned and Hydra Belmont (such lovely people) would like all CLYDEFORM!! faithful to know that despite there being a 90,000 sporty fan limit at Belmonty Park this year, there will always be a place for us at their table.

They just LOOOVE a great weirdo!
Do they have an air conditioned table????



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I'm ready for winter..................
Snow making machines will be on full blast!
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Is this your favorite dam??

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Oh my God.


You people are weird.



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vincent's starry,starry night
midnights ,on the oasis
clydeform!! on materiality
and hitchens on mortality
all classically bundled into one....
thing
and somehow,daffy danny mistook grandchild for----
a clarke bar
"no! i said i'm having your clarke bar!"
oh crap
dostoevsky's brothers karamazov
rundgren's i saw the light
mckay picks jazillion smiles
and frost has many miles
all intrinsically interwoven until they're one....
thing
grindpebble plays jesus and receives apostles
who support his nazi ways
he becomes the sociopath in carpenter's clothing
and performs miracles by raising to life those already living
and receives kickbacks from paypal
monet's train in the snow
queen's love of my life
mortimer's snowy woods
and allen's as a man thinketh
not to forget swineform's theme....
"as a capper stinketh"
you don't like beyer speed figures!?
you must die!
and somewhere,a birdie sings
with not a care
when the window of opportunity opens,
is it for you or the nefarious interloper??
when groundhogs build castles in the sky
when a bee yells,what's the buzz?
you're down the rabbit hole and through the looking glass
finding a place of reason where drive by's never last
whitman's leaves of grass
speegish's flakes of snow
mortimer's cozy dooryard
dante's baked alaska
redon's the cyclops(spawning godzirra)
all create noodle activity in one singular string
all are warned to wear lead aprons to protect against the radioactive monsters roaming this planet
unless you want eternal life
for those few who do
remove those heavy aprons and let the glowing green opium of eternal life into....
you
-alan- still lives in the clydesfifthoffourthonthemortimershireshore
all good things.
always come home

remember??




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It's time for CLYDEFORM!! to get its Preak on!


The cards...with a side of crab cakes.
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Who is Alan?
I know he is not Baffert.
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whoa!!


I have a HUGE preaky!

But not over the crab cakes;I hate crab cakes.

Must have been that hot Levi's evening gown Sighty wore.The one with all the yellow stitching and metal studs and that plunging neckline that goes all the way down to----just below her chin.





ANYWAYS!!....CLYDEFORM!! gives you:

EXTRAORDINARILY FINE ANALYSIS OF THE PREAKNESS....which follows the Derbyness and precedes the Belmontness.







1....CANADIAN SPARROW


Obviously not as good as advertised.

And boy was he advertised.


I may soon downgrade him to a Albanian Scare-a-crow.






Crinkle....


trash can






2....DUODENUM


The Behemoth will have lots of trouble navigating those extremely tight turns that Beyer always points out.

Although ah lllllove tight turns.

Oh my God....I better get off that thought right ricky ticky.



So ....no.





Crinkle....


trash can.






3....MR.Z



The goings on with this poor horsey over the last few days is mekin' me dizzy!!

The poor animal is probably thinking,"Oh no....not again."

BUT!....buttbutbutbut----it's beginning to make sense.



KEEPAH!






4....DAFFY DANNY













WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!






5....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT


Well ya know....there are so many reason to like this horsey.

Until I saw his past performances.



Oh my God.




Oh let's make him a keepah, shall we?



WE SHALL!!


KEEPAH!!






6....HISBODISNOTASHOTASMINE


Oh well, don't feel bad.

You're one in so many.




nyyyooooooow!!



thud






7....DIVINING ROD


=:>



KEEPAH!!






8....TIRING LINE






Crink-EL!!


trash can





1....RHULAN ( my VERY nice horsey friend in yer Boomonty,Texas)
1A..DIVING ROD
2....MR.Z
3....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT
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whoa!!


I have a HUGE preaky!

But not over the crab cakes;I hate crab cakes.

Must have been that hot Levi's evening gown Sighty wore.The one with all the yellow stitching and metal studs and that plunging neckline that goes all the way down to----just below her chin.





ANYWAYS!!....CLYDEFORM!! gives you:

EXTRAORDINARILY FINE ANALYSIS OF THE PREAKNESS....which follows the Derbyness and precedes the Belmontness.







1....CANADIAN SPARROW


Obviously not as good as advertised.

And boy was he advertised.


I may soon downgrade him to a Albanian Scare-a-crow.






Crinkle....


trash can






2....DUODENUM


The Behemoth will have lots of trouble navigating those extremely tight turns that Beyer always points out.

Although ah lllllove tight turns.

Oh my God....I better get off that thought right ricky ticky.



So ....no.





Crinkle....


trash can.






3....MR.Z



The goings on with this poor horsey over the last few days is mekin' me dizzy!!

The poor animal is probably thinking,"Oh no....not again."

BUT!....buttbutbutbut----it's beginning to make sense.



KEEPAH!






4....DAFFY DANNY













WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!






5....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT


Well ya know....there are so many reason to like this horsey.

Until I saw his past performances.



Oh my God.




Oh let's make him a keepah, shall we?



WE SHALL!!


KEEPAH!!






6....HISBODISNOTASHOTASMINE


Oh well, don't feel bad.

You're one in so many.




nyyyooooooow!!



thud






7....DIVINING ROD


=:>



KEEPAH!!






8....TIRING LINE






Crink-EL!!


trash can





1....RHULAN ( my VERY nice horsey friend in yer Boomonty,Texas)
1A..DIVING ROD
2....MR.Z
3....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT
I'm putting my $2WPS on Mr Z.
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I usually reserve this for Morty but you've earned it-ASS!
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For us Weirdos - From Morty

P.S. ~ Anyone who even reads this is considered a "weirdo".


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Well ya know....the herding around here reaches a historical intensity when a 3 year old has a chance at the triple crown.I never thought I would wish last years California Aluminum nincompoops would replay because the Canadian Sparrow nymphomaniacs are enough to make loaded dice go good.

It's fine to be a fan of his,but Steven H. Crist already!

This brings along with it the beatification of the triple crown.Horsey racing needs it;it cannot survive without it;if you are not for a particular colt to do this thing then you must be stoned and be without smart phone for 5 years,should you live through the stoning.If the Canadian Sparrow protagonists do the hurling-----you probably will.


It's beyond bizarre.

It's even beyond Travis Pebble.

Stevie Hasbeen I'm sure already wants to adopt him.


Why is it heresy to be against him especially if one's favorite horsey is entered in the Belmont? Why is it anti American to want someone other than Canadian Sparrow to win the Belmont? What is wrong with being anti Zayat,the mothering owner of Nehro, and anti baffert? It's never only the horsey for me.It's a lot the "connections."

Myself,huge fan of Materiality and Frosted and do think these two pose major threats to Canadian Sparrow.The Sparrow has done what he had to do in order to make it to this point.I don't think he gets there.I hope he does not as I cannot be a fan of the Zayat/baffert team.If CS does, then he pulls off an amazing feat.The sinful part is Zayat/baffert will gain so much.


In other news....Nick's Kumquats has become the Daffy Danny male equivalent.Unable to form his own thoughts ( other than cretinish grunts) he merely awards trophies to those in his herd;Pelican's Barber being the most recent.That's like giving Danny Aiello the Alyosha Karamazov Award.


Enough other news.


My faves for the Belmont are Materiality,Frosted,Frammento and Tail of Arl.....WHOA!!!!



Oh my God.




I meat Tale of Verve,of course.



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I really enjoyed Candadian Spaceship's Freakness.


VROOOOOOM!
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''VROOM"


rolling an' laughing!!

That's an old one,but thanks for bringing it back to life.You know,SightyPoo....in the past I would play with toy cars on he floor ( not anymore of course....this was like-----2 or 3 years ago) and make engine sounds.I forgot about VROOM.



Anyhoo.....Sporty Fans,the Canadian Sparrow threads were already being considered for a HAZMAT team removal.Too late now.It was bad enough with Indian Malarkey displaying clinical paranoid schizophrenia by quoting shadow people who are planning to kill him and Canadian Sparrow;it got worse when BlindBoyElvis lost his braille computer;even worse when both DaffyDanny and GenuineCrazyLady stumbled in offering there usual brain dead opinions....it's now officially a crime scene since RectumTorn came running in nikidie and screaming how only Canadian Sparrow and the triple crown can save Gotham.


Of course, a torn rectum must be very painful and have to guess that be the reason for his ravings.

And we are just now under three weeks for the Belmont?

The loons won't make it.


They're going to spontaneously combust and/or experience explosive decompression.I can take CS winning.I really don't think they could take him losing.Stevie Hasbeen----that would put him over the edge.He'd start taking pictures of worms and carpenter ants.

My God, I just remembered how one of California Aluminum's owners went off on the cheaters and cowards after the failed attempt to save Gotham.Can you imagine what Indian Malarkey and RectumTorn would do??

Where is the Legion of Super Heroes in all this? Are they going to allow millions of people to die and have ISIS take control of Gotham??


Oh my GOD Sporty Fans!!

We had better start backing Canadian Sparrow!!




But....one more thing.

Apparently Knick's Kumquats keeps up with the goings on here because at about 3:34 yesterday,which was after my published afternoon lesson.... decided to stop giving out trophies and try to sound smart.He came up with this in the Sparrow thread:


"Still nobody targeted for the Belmont fast enough to push or challenge AP for the lead. Maybe I'm missing something?"



Oh boy.

Once a cretin, always a cretin.

He may have just as well wrote..."awr boor ugh blub...burp."
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