Weekend Stakes Beyers

[Kasept]

ZIA Zia Park Distance Championship H: Forest Mouse -- (Teton Forest) H. Dominguez/R. Eikleberry
ZIA Zia Park Derby: Ol Winedrinker Who 88 (Sligo Bay-IRE) J. Marr/C. Madeira

WO Sir Barton S: Fifty Proof 95(Whiskey Wisdom) I. Black/J. Stein
WO Kingarvie S: Pyrite Mountain 73 (Silent Name-JPN) M. Frostad/P. Husbands
WO Display S: Avie's Quality 91 (Elusive Quality) J. Carroll/L. Contreras

BHP Native Diver S (G3): Game On Dude 109 (Awesome Again) B. Baffert/M. Smith
BHP Vernon O. Underwood S (G3): Smiling Tiger -- (Hold That Tiger) J. Bonde/R. Bejarano
BHP Skillful Joy S: Reneesgotzip 87 (City Zip) P. Miller/G. Gomez

CRC Tropical Turf H (G3): Philly Ace 90 (Smart Strike) C. Clement/L. Saez
CRC La Prevoyante H (G3): Closing Range 88 (After Market) P. Oliver/E. Trujillo

GP CC Express S: Tiban 84 (Flatter) T. Glyshaw/C. Borel
GP CC Iron Horse S: Brother Bird 87 (Yonaguska) M. Maker/J. Rosario
GP CC Rapid Transit S: Bernie the Maestro 98 (Bernstein) M. Maker/J. Rosario
GP CC Glass Slipper S: Starship Truffles 90 (Ghostzapper) M. Wolfson/L. Saez
GP CC Tiara S: Starsilhouette 83 (Orientate) M. Maker/A. Garcia
GP CC Emerald S: Nikki's Sandcastle 92 (Castledale-IRE) D. Kassen/C. Lanerie
GP CC Jewel S: Parent's Honor 89 (Elusive Quality) M. Maker/A. Garcia
GP Sunshine State S: Bahamian Squall 102 (Gone West) D. Fawkes/L. Saez

HAW Pat Whitworth Illinois Debutante S: My Option -- (Belong to Me) C. Block/E. Perez

LRL Marylander S: Whiskey Romeo 76 (Forestry) A. Dutrow/S. Elliott
LRL Jennings H: Eighttofasttocatch 100 (Not For Love) T. Keefe/S. Russell

AQU Lottsa Talc S: Miss Valentine 81 (Afleet Alex) C. Clement/I. Ortiz
AQU Garland of Roses S: Singlet 80 (Real Quiet) A. Dutrow/M. Luzzi

TAM Sandpiper S: Cor Cor 79 (Smoke Glacken) J. Scott/S. Spieth
TAM Inaugural S: Purple Egg 81 (Lion Heart) J. Cibelli/R. Alvarado

GG Golden Gate Debutante S: Marks Mine 77 (Benchmark) S. Specht/A. Cedillo

TP Holiday Inaugural S: Slim Shady's Lady 77 (Spanish Steps) R. Martinez/B. Creed

[GPK]

Can we please get a better management team to oversee the Stakes Beyers threads??

[Kasept]

Originally Posted by GPK

Can we please get a better management team to oversee the Stakes Beyers threads??

Maybe, but be advised there's a height requirement..

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Kasept

Maybe, but be advised there's a height requirement..

Fair enough, Im probably too handsome for the job anyway. I figured as long as people were taking potshots at you, why not join the fray...

[Kasept]

You know I promised Cherie a date with you for her birthday..

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Kasept

You know I promised Cherie a date with you for her birthday..

You know, I literally just sent her a text 2 minutes ago, because I just remembered. I'm such a horrible friend.

Hey, how about you let me post a lifesize pic of me naked on here for her? Surely she would appreciate it, as would maybe some of the other ladies on here that are into midget por...I mean short guys.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by GPK

Hey, how about you let me post a lifesize pic of me naked on here for her?

Bannable Offense.

- The New Team

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Bannable Offense.

- The New Team

I'm grandfathered in this joint. There is no getting rid of me, I'm a lifer.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by GPK

I'm grandfathered in this joint. There is no getting rid of me, I'm a lifer.

“No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.”

We are all expendable.

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by GPK

Hey, how about you let me post a lifesize pic of me naked on here for her?

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Bannable Offense.

How about if he reduces it?

[Kasept]

Originally Posted by OldDog

How about if he reduces it?

If it starts out 'life size', how much smaller can it be reduced?

[fantini33]

I swear that I have a friend who is arguably the shortest non-midget person I have ever met.....under 5 ft for sure. I swear in his drivers license picture you can see his feet. Just sayin'. I'm sure GPK is not that short.