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Old 01-07-2011, 03:40 PM
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Hey!!!!! I'm going to have a meltdown now, you didn't say if you liked the feathers I found for you!!!! I'm going to cry and cry and cry!!!!

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Old 01-07-2011, 05:00 PM
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Well he might as well sleep on the floor because he's been beaten like one of Michael Vick's dogs.
What ever you feel gains you victory.





It sure wasn't football last year.
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:06 PM
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The Center of the Universe here...has returned.



The FOFs will ,too.

Let's see..they now number,I think 7.I think that's right.

The lovers now number.......................well maybe it's not legion.


But they are there ,somewhere...there.
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:10 PM
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All he needs is a lone star coffee mug and a look of utter desperation and hopelessness.
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:14 PM
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Coach...I think you are one of those now in desperation.



Of course,I'm lying..and I'm wrong.

Just to preempt the FOFs
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:18 PM
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If any screenwriter is reading this thread the Arletta-Morty-Franny love triangle would make an excellent Crazy Heart parody.

Call it Crazy Old Fart. Cast Zombie Leslie Nielsen as Morty, Priscilla Presley as Arletta, and Zombie Madeline Kahn as Franny.
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:26 PM
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If any screenwriter is reading this thread the Arletta-Morty-Franny love triangle would make an excellent Crazy Heart parody.

Call it Crazy Old Fart. Cast Zombie Leslie Nielsen as Morty, Priscilla Presley as Arletta, and Zombie Madeline Kahn as Franny.
And you as Al Sharpton.
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:29 PM
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And you as Al Sharpton.
Jimmy Hoffa guest stars as your bed.
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:32 PM
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Jimmy Hoffa guest stars as your bed.
Gee..maybe I should have said Earl Scheib.


Gosh I'm so sorry.
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:44 PM
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Yow...a few minutes of peace.

Alan would like to make the FOFs mad:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvsVSWB4TI&NR=1
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:10 PM
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Yow...a few minutes of peace.

Alan would like to make the FOFs mad:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvsVSWB4TI&NR=1
dunno what a FOF is, but that was beautiful.

For the record your pic looks a whole lot more like Estelle Getty than the Crypt Keeper. No worries, still got ur back
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:15 PM
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dunno what a FOF is, but that was beautiful.

For the record your pic looks a whole lot more like Estelle Getty than the Crypt Keeper. No worries, still got ur back
Gee thanks.



Really, with rear guards like you ..what vapid fence post needs arrows?
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:16 PM
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Back latah for the night assault.
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:34 PM
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yeah. your sardonic inferences "rear guarding" mah ratha small gray mattah have not been lost on me at least in your latest fall from grace.

I would submit that your veiled attempt to juxtapose this particular analogy puts the role of "vapid fence post" squarely on yo lameooo asssss....


It's sad really.... the thought of a feeble, old SSI dreg cooking generic mac and cheese over a hotplate in a sh1thole tenement....attempting to match wits on tha Interweb with the likes of Franny, Coach, and Hossy.... And getting his ass handed to him each time...


Pretty goddamnn depressing really....It's not like after all your town has been through, it deserves you repping it.

I can certainly see why Hossy almost felt sorry fer ya.... And why he's taken it easy on you so far.




Sometimes ya jus' gotta know when ta quit

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Old 01-07-2011, 07:01 PM
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i dink u voork ina call centurr in Mumbai nd ur screwing off insted of upselling products n helpvul sirvaaces!!!

I vill repot u!!!!
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Old 01-07-2011, 07:29 PM
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yeah. your sardonic inferences "rear guarding" mah ratha small gray mattah have not been lost on me at least in your latest fall from grace.

I would submit that your veiled attempt to juxtapose this particular analogy puts the role of "vapid fence post" squarely on yo lameooo asssss....


It's sad really.... the thought of a feeble, old SSI dreg cooking generic mac and cheese over a hotplate in a sh1thole tenement....attempting to match wits on tha Interweb with the likes of Franny, Coach, and Hossy.... And getting his ass handed to him each time...


Pretty goddamnn depressing really....It's not like after all your town has been through, it deserves you repping it.

I can certainly see why Hossy almost felt sorry fer ya.... And why he's taken it easy on you so far.




Sometimes ya jus' gotta know when ta quit

Too long and too hop skotchy to convince anyone not a FOF..



Worse luck next time.
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Old 01-07-2011, 07:41 PM
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SportyFans...something tells me the words here of the FOF,like Uncly's carefull missteps, once again belie their deep.
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Old 01-07-2011, 07:43 PM
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That means they doetht protetht too much and too loud and in too many.






Again, just thayin'.
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Old 01-07-2011, 08:26 PM
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Am experiencing computer freeze up,so now's a good time before I shut this down and try to make it work right again.



I don't know what good it will do anymore to stay here since Steve has refused any pay raise.

But if the FOFs need me here so they may continue showing their profound and abundant courage and wisdom, why you let me know and I'll hang on.
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Old 01-07-2011, 08:52 PM
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Am experiencing computer freeze up,so now's a good time before I shut this down and try to make it work right again.



I don't know what good it will do anymore to stay here since Steve has refused any pay raise.

But if the FOFs need me here so they may continue showing their profound and abundant courage and wisdom, why you let me know and I'll hang on.
Hate to speak for the FOF's but I wouldn't necessarily feel the need to hang on...they'll somehow get along fine I'm sure. But dun let that stop ya from comming back either (not that it ever would )
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