Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms - Page 8

#**141** 08-02-2007, 02:12 PM

Testosterone levels up Morton?

Paid Steve to remove a thread... and you came to figure this out how?

In Physics we look at physical phenomena and try to describe them using math. And I find it quite freaky that humans have become so good at this, and that the world behaves so cleanly as to be described very accurately using math. I find this very freaky. I am also very interested in the way people try to model the world about them in order to understand it. Some of the models kids come up with are quite novel, but terribly inaccurate in describing what appears to be happening. I like sharing my fascination with nature with open minded people (kids most of the time). Teach some JC classes but older folks have a really hard time. Once those logic pathways get burned in... very tough. But I admire their curious nature anyway.

So whats up Morton, your mom did not breast feed you... why not? The amount of attention you require is Seattle to the 6/e power (thats a little over Seattle squared). I was thinking this was physically impossible. Wrong again I was.

#**142** 08-02-2007, 03:35 PM

*snickers*

#**143** 08-02-2007, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

I think you may have had HankyPanky with Dillinger.

Who the hell cares one way or the other besides people you might try to rile?

Make a note in your diary Morton.
Jealous? Or just lonely...
There are numerous TV shows for this kind of drivel.
You poor sad little child.

On a message board. Honest to Pete ya poor fella.
Dont go making me feel sorry for you. It appears you
might be more than a little off. I got this empathetic side.
Dont make me feel sorry for your sad mini world.

Hurl an insult immediately before I succumb.

#**144** 08-02-2007, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn

Who the hell cares one way or the other besides people you might try to rile?

Make a note in your diary Morton.
Jealous? Or just lonely...
There are numerous TV shows for this kind of drivel.
You poor sad little child.

On a message board. Honest to Pete ya poor fella.
Dont go making me feel sorry for you. It appears you
might be more than a little off. I got this empathetic side.
Dont make me feel sorry for your sad mini world.

Hurl an insult immediately before I succumb.

Rumor has it Morty welched on a bet with a DT'er. Git 'em!!

The Indomitable DrugS · #**145** 08-02-2007, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq

I don't control anyone...

LIE!

Thebby has me locked up in a 7 foot by 7 foot cage in her shed.

I'm only permitted a slice of bread and a cup of water twice a day.

She does however allow me the use of an old laptop and bought me a 3 month membership to BangBus.

She also gives me one sponge bath per week.

I have been made to be her creature.

The Indomitable DrugS · #**146** 08-02-2007, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek

That I could recover from...how I will ever recover from the relentless onslaught of orgasms brought on by viewing the photos of Drugzie in his Discreet Cat tighty-whities I'm not so sure.

Fixed that for ya.

#**147** 08-02-2007, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Many pies need to be awarded here. I award Morty infinite pies for his continued service. Pillow Pants has been posting at a out of this world pie level recently and DrugS as usual is very pie worthy. DrugS has taken the sexual innuendo level up a notch here, to the point where it's downright offensive. Well done sirs.

OOOOOOOOOO

The infection has spread.
Its not to be stopped.
I will notify the world Health Organization.

God help us...

Sightseek · #**148** 08-02-2007, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Fixed that for ya.

So you confess to having the Discreet Cat tightie whities?

The Indomitable DrugS · #**149** 08-02-2007, 06:58 PM

I wear them proudly.

Danzig · #**150** 08-02-2007, 07:40 PM

matching socks and tee???

paisjpq · #**151** 08-02-2007, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

LIE!

Thebby has me locked up in a 7 foot by 7 foot cage in her shed.
I'm only permitted a slice of bread and a cup of water twice a day.

She does however allow me the use of an old laptop and bought me a 3 month membership to BangBus.
She also gives me one sponge bath per week.
I have been made to be her creature.

you little piglet....your punishment for squealing.....no sexy sponge baths anymore!

timmgirvan · #**152** 08-02-2007, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq

you little piglet....your punishment for squealing.....no sexy sponge baths anymore!

OH, the humanity!!

Danzig · #**153** 08-02-2007, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq

you little piglet....your punishment for squealing.....no sexy sponge baths anymore!

lol
he may be more upset if he lost bangbus....not quite sure what that is, but i'm imagining i don't really wanna know!

Rileyoriley · #**154** 08-02-2007, 08:58 PM

Another exciting day on Derbytrail I see.

Rileyoriley · #**155** 08-02-2007, 09:07 PM

And just so we're all clear here-I control Steve because I have the electric cattle prod.

#**156** 08-02-2007, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

PeeGarden move along sir. Nothing to see here. I'm not sure you realize the kind of predators you are encountering here. We do not chew our prey. We merely kill it and move on. Know wha' I'm sayin'?

Mr. Pillow sez:
Rumor has it Morty welched on a bet with a DT'er. Git 'em!!

My maleness falters. Verbally castrated.

Please euthanize me forthwith.

#**157** 08-02-2007, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I kid, I kid.

Maybe. I somehow missed pages 6 and 7 of this thread during the day. Highly amusing. Seems like some people were pretty pissy today.

I really dont know half of what goes on apparently.
But Morton needed to be sequestered.
He really did ruin the flow of some very interesting reading concerning, of all things, horse racing.

#**158** 08-02-2007, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I disagree, but I can see how that is an opinion one could have. I see him as no different than others who are allowed to roam free.

I'm biased obviously as Morty and I spent some time together a few years back in biker bars throughout Ohio. He's calmed down a bit, but you should see him on a Harley. Alright, the Harley has training wheels but whatever. He's mean. And dangerous with a pool cue or slingshot.

I guess I have trouble concentrating. Im reading along, some very interesting debate is occurring, and then all the sudden I am having to "grab my scroll bar" and ruin my mouse to get to the next post about racing because of the enormous space Morton has captured in a vacuum... even when he writes in some of it.

Antitrust32 · #**159** 08-03-2007, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pgardn

Exactly.

And I think Antitrust and Morton need to have offspring together. One or both are in heat.

check that... no offspring.

Someone get these two together and let them have their way with each other. I can feel the passion thru my screen and I may vomit.

GFY

Antitrust32 · #**160** 08-03-2007, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

LIE!

Thebby has me locked up in a 7 foot by 7 foot cage in her shed.

I'm only permitted a slice of bread and a cup of water twice a day.

She does however allow me the use of an old laptop and bought me a 3 month membership to BangBus.

She also gives me one sponge bath per week.

I have been made to be her creature.

oh cool, bangbus