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Old 02-19-2007, 08:44 PM
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no...but I can do that dance...
snake included?

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/...0281605_lg.jpg

Darn Brit...what the &^*&%*% happened to you?
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:46 PM
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snake included?

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/...0281605_lg.jpg

Darn Brit...what the &^*&%*% happened to you?

wouldnt you go off the deep end if your...umm...yeah..your "bathing suit area" had been posted all over the internet...C Section scar including???


Yet another reason I wake up everyday and thank God that I am a man...no way in hell could I be a woman...
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:49 PM
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Actually Sightseek our true female poster according to the info should look like this:

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Old 02-19-2007, 08:49 PM
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You are forgiven my son.
Thank you. Only 4 Our Father's and a couple of Hail Mary's I hope.

And then the tide turns and gently rolls down the pathway of sex. There is a very cute single lady at my school teaching Science Randall, but she has 3 young kids. Divorced. Like I would have been able to hook you two up...
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:50 PM
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Thank you. Only 4 Our Father's and a couple of Hail Mary's I hope.

And then the tide turns and gently rolls down the pathway of sex. There is a very cute single lady at my school teaching Science Randall, but she has 3 young kids. Divorced. Like I would have been able to hook you two up...
Super baggage in 3 kids. I would need to get a freight elevator.
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:51 PM
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Thank you. Only 4 Our Father's and a couple of Hail Mary's I hope.

And then the tide turns and gently rolls down the pathway of sex. There is a very cute single lady at my school teaching Science Randall, but she has 3 young kids. Divorced. Like I would have been able to hook you two up...

P...surprised she hasn't found me yet....I have a MAGNET that draws these types of women from all across the globe...

I think I have met 1, single, never been married, no kids in the 4 months I have live here....

I think God is punishing me....
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:51 PM
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I'll take $5 on Margie with the blue sweater
It's the geezer derby sponsored by geritol.

FYI, i think margie won't get the distance.
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:51 PM
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Actually Sightseek our true female poster according to the info should look like this:
Good guessing, any other woman here have green eyes?
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:54 PM
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Yeah you are right there. But in my experience the girls I have met are into going to Saratoga and such for the party. not that there is anything wrong with that, but like I said earlier the gambling aspect is something a lot of people don't understand. And I'm not talking about how to bet and such, I'm saying why someone would want to gamble large sums of money.
I think as long as you are betting the amount you can afford to loose, it shouldn't be a problem. Have you seen how much a Coach purse costs? Just remind them of that everytime they open thier mouths.
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:57 PM
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It's the geezer derby sponsored by geritol.

FYI, i think margie won't get the distance.
Margie has enough back class to get the job done here...
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:59 PM
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Super baggage in 3 kids. I would need to get a freight elevator.


P...surprised she hasn't found me yet....I have a MAGNET that draws these types of women from all across the globe...

I think I have met 1, single, never been married, no kids in the 4 months I have live here....

I think God is punishing me....
Well she already has a bunch of the younger male teachers slobbering like goats in heat. Damn glad my testosterone approaches undetectable levels... and I have yet to put on any female features... a blessing I tell ya.
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Old 02-19-2007, 09:07 PM
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Well she already has a bunch of the younger male teachers slobbering like goats in heat. Damn glad my testosterone approaches undetectable levels... and I have yet to put on any female features... a blessing I tell ya.

the ONE decent girl I have met so far since I moved here....I work with.

Been out a few times....enjoy each others company a great deal...but her and I both have the same philosophy...."DON'T FISH OFF THE COMPANY PIER"
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Old 02-19-2007, 09:09 PM
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the ONE decent girl I have met so far since I moved here....I work with.

Been out a few times....enjoy each others company a great deal...but her and I both have the same philosophy...."DON'T FISH OFF THE COMPANY PIER"

Sage Advice.
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Old 02-19-2007, 09:12 PM
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Sage Advice.

spoken from experience I assume??

I made that mistake once.....ONCE.

In regards to your avatar....somewhere...there is a guy out there that is tired of her sh*t...
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Old 02-19-2007, 09:23 PM
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spoken from experience I assume??

I made that mistake once.....ONCE.

In regards to your avatar....somewhere...there is a guy out there that is tired of her sh*t...
My latest I told you about, work with her...Not a bad ending but a weird vibe now at work.

Haha, on the avatar comment.
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Old 02-19-2007, 09:25 PM
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My latest I told you about, work with her...Not a bad ending but a weird vibe now at work.

Haha, on the avatar comment.

that was me that just rang you while you were on the other line....
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Old 02-19-2007, 09:49 PM
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:02 PM
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Good guessing, any other woman here have green eyes?

I do!
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:17 PM
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Good guessing, any other woman here have green eyes?
Mine are hazel-green. They change color depending upon my mood and how tired I am.
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:22 PM
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Mine are hazel-green. They change color depending upon my mood and how tired I am.
mine are also hazel-green. but they change due to how much they are exposed to the sun.
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