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Old 12-09-2008, 12:35 PM
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You know it doesn't matter what he has to say.......when your woman screams to the entire free world that "you have no clue how to please a woman" your only response has to be "check please".......take your lawn mower and go home where ever that is going to be


Cause you don't live here no more!!!! (future #1 country single)
That is ONE awfully upset woman!
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Old 12-09-2008, 12:37 PM
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That's NoseDrops you fool.
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Old 12-09-2008, 12:41 PM
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Dr.Watson was either YonDillinger or TommyNoShoes.
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Old 12-09-2008, 12:41 PM
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...... truth is I did get something ... I got a fresh batch of egg nog unloaded down my throat after having my cornhole stretched ....


... by a man who wears socks with holes in them. Socks which have an awfully foul odor to them I might add. But here we are ... finger bangin' away. LOL!


If Linda does this in any order is it a quinella or enchilada?... Do the socks have an awful odor cause she got them from Drugs? ... do they have "finger bangin" good chicken on the menu at KFC??
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Old 12-09-2008, 12:44 PM
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Dr.Watson was either YonDillinger or TommyNoShoes.
sorry my filly don't hunt........
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Old 12-09-2008, 12:46 PM
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sorry my filly don't hunt........

I beg your pardon?
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Old 12-09-2008, 12:51 PM
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OMG!!





Boy I miss a lot not being on here in the looney hours!






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Old 12-09-2008, 12:55 PM
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Goodbye Jason.
I can't believe you brought me back here for this.

Linda, you get seperated from Doc when I say you get seperated from Doc. You don't think. You don't talk. You don't make any decisions. And you sure as sh!t dont come on Nerdy Trail and dis my friend Doc like that while I'm trying to help him through a rough patch in his marriage. So sit down and shut the fucl< up, you stupid FUCl<.

You suck. You fucl<. You suck some more and then you swallow. Then you go fix me a fucl<ing calzone and get the fucl< outta my face or I'll ram your goddamn head through a wall and park my '04 Chevy Cav up your ass again.

are we CLEAR?!?
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:01 PM
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I can't believe you brought me back here for this.

Linda, you get seperated from Doc when I say you get seperated from Doc. You don't think. You don't talk. You don't make any decisions. And you sure as sh!t dont come on Nerdy Trail and dis my friend Doc like that while I'm trying to help him through a rough patch in his marriage. So sit down and shut the fucl< up, you stupid FUCl<.

You suck. You fucl<. You suck some more and then you swallow. Then you go fix me a fucl<ing calzone and get the fucl< outta my face or I'll ram your goddamn head through a wall and park my '04 Chevy Cav up your ass again.

are we CLEAR?!?
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:02 PM
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Nothing like the Poet Laureate's magic touch.
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:04 PM
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:13 PM
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Please don't call me by my slave name Bob. My name is Mahmoud el bin Hussein Mohammed. But I must be showing myself to the door right now.
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:14 PM
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My name is Mahmoud el bin Hussein Mohammed.
Well heeeeello there!
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:18 PM
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Please don't call me by my slave name Bob. My name is Mahmoud el bin Hussein Mohammed. But I must be showing myself to the door right now.
A thousand camels will appear at your doorstep as an apology
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:19 PM
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A thousand camels will appear at your doorstep as an apology

Given enough time....the board Caligula will smoke them all.
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:24 PM
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This isn't even the best thread of the week.
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:25 PM
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Given enough time....the board Caligula will smoke them all.
Who is that, Morty?
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:28 PM
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Who is that, Morty?


You have to ask??
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:30 PM
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You have to ask??
Would I have asked if I didn't have to ask?
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:34 PM
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Would I have asked if I didn't have to ask?


This is why you should sleep alone.
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