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Old 10-14-2008, 05:10 PM
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Look at that long ,flowing fall of glowing silk......bringing your eye to that pretty face with those full,blood red lips...............




























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Old 10-14-2008, 05:12 PM
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Carla....I'm going to have you as a guest on my Franklin ...CAH-SOL...show tonight.


You're going to be SSSSO great!
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:14 PM
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And what pretty eyes and a simply MMMMAH-VLUS smile!!
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:16 PM
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Carla...is there a way I can..........









Nah. She'd never do it.
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:19 PM
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She always liked Sterling better than me.
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:25 PM
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On topic.



Andrew had that call in radio show about 3 years ago.I forgot what it was called. Maybe it wasn't on the radio.It may not have even been a show.


Well it was something.


Anyways---The Care-Lah dared me to call it...and gave me the number.


So I dialed the number.

I had never done that before.







Not dialed a number.

Called a radio show.







Now...I expected to be put on hold and be forced to listen to an idiot recording for about 3 hours;telling me how they know my time is important and someone will be with me shortly.



But noooooOOOOOO. My call was taken by a live person after 2 rings!!

She said I would be the next on air caller in like 5 seconds!!



I went beserk!


What do I do? What do I say? I don't even know who I am!!



Really...I figured I'd lay out my plan of attack while waiting for hours on hold. So there I was....fed to the lions with not even a slingshot.

So the other guy took my call and asked what question I had.


Now this is how stupid I am......I deepened my voice as low as I could so no one could recognize it.






No one had ever heard my voice!!


God.


Keep in mind the show was bout Andrews picks at The Belmonts that day.


So I told the guy I had a question on Andrews picks...so he gave me to him. Andy knew who I was because I gave the girl a hi sign password.
Again...not having any notes...I asked him who he liked in The Thistleydowns 4th race today.


So the other guy immediately says something like...I guess that takes care of this caller....and he hung up on me!




Yet another time in space where the Good Lord knew Andy was there for me.

I laughed... (Quietly to myself because I'm on the air, but I laughed. A lot.)
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:27 PM
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You do realize, Steve, that Morty really did call the show once.












It's the most credibility you ever had.
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:28 PM
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I laughed... (Quietly to myself because I'm on the air, but I laughed. A lot.)
Oh really?



I'm sure you enjoyed cutting a novice off at the knees.

I'll bet you're great at plexiglass victims hospitals.
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:29 PM
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You do realize, Steve, that Morty really did call the show once.












It's the most credibility you ever had.







MEGA SPITOS!!!!
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:38 PM
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In closing...I made a promise to myself never to call him again.


And I feel much better about myself for that decision to this day.

But I might call Carla.
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:44 PM
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In closing...I made a promise to myself never to call him again.


And I feel much better about myself for that decision to this day.

But I might call Carla.
You should call Stevie today, on Air, and talk about the Thistleydowns possible closure...
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:51 PM
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You do realize, Steve, that Morty really did call the show once.


It's the most credibility you ever had.
!!!OOOOO!!!













I'm stunned at this revelation...
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Old 10-14-2008, 06:03 PM
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You should call Stevie today, on Air, and talk about the Thistleydowns possible closure...

Louisa May Alcott wrote about The Thistleydowns...believe it or not.
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Old 10-14-2008, 07:05 PM
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this is the greatest thread evah! probably carla's contributions...
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Old 10-14-2008, 08:15 PM
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And that takes care of this gig.
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Old 10-21-2008, 01:20 PM
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1. You called STEVE'S show when Andy was on it. So, really, Steve Byk hung up on you.
2. I NEVER gave you Andy's phone #. (I may have charged you for it, but I NEVER give it away...)

Carly..I forgot.



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Old 10-21-2008, 01:26 PM
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Old 10-21-2008, 01:30 PM
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Jesus.
























Happy now?
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Ah got mah ah's on you,baby.


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