Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay!

[Mortimer]

This is going to be so much fun!




All you have to do is be a girl.....and simply audition by however you would like to ....whatever you would like to do or say.


I,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy, will be the sole judge. ....=;>




We will then have an approved list and you will be granted many priviledges.



I can't wait!





















And I CAN be bought!

[Cajungator26]

Jeezustapdancingchrist.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

This is going to be so much fun!




All you have to do is be a girl.....and simply audition by however you would like to ....whatever you would like to do or say.


I,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy, will be the sole judge. ....=;>




We will then have an approved list and you will be granted many priviledges.



I can't wait!





















And I CAN be bought!

This.....

ought to be.....




GOOD!!!!!

[AeWingnut]

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

Thank you WingNut.









The exit is just to your right....

...no,no...the other right.


There ya go...ta-ta...thanks all the same.

[blackthroatedwind]

Posters flocking to this thread........

































Good job.........









clap......clap......











You've got one female response ( and not a positive one at that )......












and two guys.......











or actually three ( or maybe 2 1/2 ).

[Mortimer]

GOO-FOO!!








Now that the clowning portion is over with...


...these are just the early returns.



This started very late...tomorrow will be gangbusters.














I certainly hope I don't have to APPOINT members.




Dont fail me ladies.

[Mortimer]

Oh boy.















Two audtions.

Two rejections.






I'm terribly sorry ladies....but it does take a lot to gain entry.

Good try though....best to you in the future.

[Buffymommy]

Here's Buffy...




See I will play nice if you will Mortikins.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

Here's Buffy...




See I will play nice if you will Mortikins.

Bloody awful.


















ror!




I have to say....fine work......good job.





You look a lot better than I thought you did.









But who's kidding who here?










I mean you're not exactly Printheth Doreen.......know what ahm sayin'?









Thank you for your participation.














But I have to say....




















...uh no.

[blackthroatedwind]

I see she tried to fool you with a picture of Carla.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

I see she tried to fool you with a picture of Carla.

I hope I can stifle this one.
I can't.





















RULE-ENG UN ZE FLOUR!!!!









LEFF-ENG MAY ESS OAF!!!!!

[Mortimer]

GOO-FOO!

[Buffymommy]

OK, no more playing with you. You confuse Buffy for some Carla girl.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

OK, no more playing with you. You confuse Buffy for some Carla girl.

I got 6 months in the big house for that last time it happened.

[AeWingnut]

so



let




me



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&

understand there is athread about nothing

and


it

has

stupid


posts


that





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e



no


fun


what


is


the

point besides the one


on


your

head

[Mortimer]

You don't have the ear.




Not many do.

[Mortimer]

Oh.



Let me add...I may have a point on my head...


...but you have a joint instead.











( He doesn't hear the music...he'll never get it.)

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

...but you have a joint instead.

It appears that he's not the only one tonight.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

It appears that he's not the only one tonight.

Apparently my reply was judged to be an Amish slur.