Snowy Woods - Page 23

Mortimer · #**441** 05-16-2008, 02:54 PM

Mom's letting me out of the basement for one hour of sun!!

Gotta go----ahm gonna be BRONZE baby!!!

Late Fires · #**442** 05-16-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Did he really?

Ya know...even though his game coaching skills were diminishing....you have shown me there was much more to him than I thought.

The administration should be shot for hiring that fool in his place.

Fucl<in aye. He had his faults, particularly on the field in his last few years, but I have a lot of respect for him.

Mortimer · #**443** 05-16-2008, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

Fucl<in aye. He had his faults, particularly on the field in his last few years, but I have a lot of respect for him.

Well his team certainly seems to have thought very well of him since he left. That's when you really find out--when you're not around anymore.

OK..here's the latest gem from the International Sage...The FROZEN ONE:

Speaking on tonights home game in which Cleveland trails 3:2 of a 7 game series..and where neither team has bagged a road win.

' A series never starts until one team wins a road game.'

Gosh I hate to say this Lee.....but if you lose tonight the series

is ovah!!!

The dog just don't hunt----know what ahm sayin'?

Rileyoriley · #**444** 05-16-2008, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mom's letting me out of the basement for one hour of sun!!

Gotta go----ahm gonna be BRONZE baby!!!

Hope you didn't get a bad burn on that beautiful dupa.

Mortimer · #**445** 05-16-2008, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Hope you didn't get a bad burn on that beautiful dupa.

STEVE!!

There's your answer.

( Thank you,Dahling...BIG internet KISS-KISS!!)

Mortimer · #**446** 05-16-2008, 10:47 PM

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Mortimer · #**447** 05-16-2008, 10:48 PM

DO NOT FUCl< WITH ME.

For I do not chew my prey.

I merely kill it......and move on.

hi_im_god · #**448** 05-16-2008, 11:19 PM

a leaf was riven from a tree
"i mean to fall to earth" said he
the west wind, rising, made him veer;
'eastwards', he said, 'i shall now steer'
the east wind rose with greater force;
said he: 'twere wise to change my course'
with equal power they contend;
he said: 'my judgement i suspend'
down died the winds. the leaf, elate,
cried: 'i've decided to fall straight.'
'first thoughts are best'? that's not the moral;
just choose your own and we'll not quarrel.
howe're your choice may chance to fall.
you'll have no hand in it at all.

Mortimer · #**449** 05-17-2008, 12:48 AM

Inter-burp-esting philosophy.

Mortimer · #**450** 05-17-2008, 01:01 AM

I am now broadcasting from 6 feet up in the BP building here in downtown Cleveland. The TonkaToys look almost like real cars. I....excuse me.

I have just been informed we are 6 hundred feet up in the BP building and that those TonkaToys are real cars.

Anyways....how about some fine music?.Let's turn our attention to Mr. Excitement..Don Kirshner.

What do you have for us tonight,Don?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS_VlIhKn6c

Cajungator26 · #**451** 05-17-2008, 01:06 AM

Nite, Morty. Can't believe you are still awake ...

Mortimer · #**452** 05-17-2008, 01:09 AM

SAY!!

That was great,Don!....easy on the crystal meth there big guy.

SportyFans...I have a real treat for you tonight.

Our resident explosives expert...Mr.NoFingers HoseGarden ....will perform for you..direct from his high school gymnasium................

...LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!!!!!

Take it away...Gardy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaWyDS13-lo