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Old 01-12-2007, 02:03 PM
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You ditch school in 11th grade on Yom Kipper and B-line to the Big T (Thistledowns) for the first post. Not sure how God thought about it, but had a good day as I remember.
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:16 PM
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:30 PM
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When drf.com is banned from your work computer because you're on that site too much.
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:36 PM
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When you have a dream that Chris Farley is the newest racing analyst for TVG.
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:39 PM
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You ditch school in 11th grade on Yom Kipper and B-line to the Big T (Thistledowns) for the first post. Not sure how God thought about it, but had a good day as I remember.
I remember being in 11th grade and cutting school in January to go to Buelah with $20. Thing is, we lived in Detroit.
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:53 PM
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When you have a dream that Chris Farley is the newest racing analyst for TVG.
Closest thing to Chris Farley is maybe Nick hines
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:55 PM
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When every time your 15 mo. old daughter sees a horse she yells, "Go! Go! Go!" And still doing it at almost 2 years old now.

Or when she rocks like hell on her rocking horse as if she is racing.
That's too cute!
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Old 01-12-2007, 04:04 PM
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I schedule my vacation around horse racing and have my calendar marked with big stakes days. Doesn't everyone?

It's bad when you have dreams of getting photo-ed out at the wire
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Old 01-12-2007, 04:14 PM
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When you suggest possible vacation sites to your husband and he sighs and asks, "Where's the race track?"
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Old 01-12-2007, 04:19 PM
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I schedule my vacation around horse racing and have my calendar marked with big stakes days. Doesn't everyone?

It's bad when you have dreams of getting photo-ed out at the wire
I do too... lol.
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Old 01-12-2007, 04:20 PM
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When you suggest possible vacation sites to your husband and he sighs and asks, "Where's the race track?"
he sighs? that's too bad. I can't find a woman that likes horseracing
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he sighs? that's too bad. I can't find a woman that likes horseracing
And I can't find a man who likes it.
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Old 01-12-2007, 04:28 PM
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And I can't find a man who likes it.
um....not to get all comedy on a message board but

RIGHT HERE
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Old 01-12-2007, 04:28 PM
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when you drive down the road & get stuck in the wrong lane & grump "damn ive pulled the wrong rein there"

When your 6yr old daughters essay on what you did during your holidays says
Went to the track to watch my horse win.

or when she was asked what she wants to be when she grows up & she says "I dont know yet but ill probably be a jockey"
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:04 PM
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And I can't find a man who likes it.
go to any Off Track or track and there will be at least a 9 to 1 ratio but it's probably hard to find one in your age group
because all of the younger guys are where the younger gals are
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:07 PM
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When you try to convince your wife to have your newborn childs christening party at Monmouth Park.
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:08 PM
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... When you take a female to a race track and she hits a 65k triple, because they all wore pink front bands on their legs.
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:19 PM
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because all of the younger guys are where the younger gals are
not me.

but i guess that doesn't really help at all.
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:29 PM
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LOL....yeah..that aint gonna work
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