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Old 12-25-2006, 06:14 AM
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Maybe you could handicap a race is the form of a poem? You should start a thread for Poem Cappers?
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Old 12-25-2006, 07:47 AM
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Thanks guys. Unfortunately I am stuck home sick today. I was supposed to travel to Long Island to be with the sisters and their husbands and my parents and 3 month old niece. I've had this crazy flu/cough thing for about a week and just can't put my little tiny niece in the line of fire of whatever this thing is. Got in the car to go this morning and felt guilty and called my sister who said "you don't sound good" when I asked her if she thought the baby was at risk if I came. Its a real bummer.
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Old 12-25-2006, 08:53 AM
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Top notch parody, oracle.

Get well soon.
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Old 12-25-2006, 08:58 AM
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Feel better Oracle.
Just think, the money you saved on not traveling today can be spent tomorrow at Santa Anita
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Old 12-25-2006, 08:59 AM
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Top notch parody, oracle.

Get well soon.
The only bright spot was that I was supposed to go to the Ginatgame yesterday and couldn't because of this thing!!! Imagine sitting out there and watching that game?
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Old 12-25-2006, 09:04 AM
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Imagine watching any Giant game for that matter
They stink.
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Old 12-25-2006, 09:08 AM
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Imagine watching any Giant game for that matter
They stink.
almost as ugly as watching my steelers.

feel better oracle.
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Old 12-25-2006, 09:11 AM
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almost as ugly as watching my steelers.

feel better oracle.
At least you got a ring last year, all we get lately is Eli holding his wee wee and pouting.
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Old 12-25-2006, 09:16 AM
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Now that's funny..............I don't care who you are.....that's funny right there.....
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Old 12-25-2006, 09:16 AM
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The only bright spot was that I was supposed to go to the Ginatgame yesterday and couldn't because of this thing!!! Imagine sitting out there and watching that game?
They quit yesterday. That was an embarrassing performance. Someone needs to take a 2x4 to Eli's back to straighen out his posture. That kid mopes like an eight year old that didn't get a playstation III for Christmas.
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Old 12-25-2006, 06:15 PM
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Twas The Night Before Christmas in the Derby Trail House
Scuds was complaining that Flores is a louse
The entries on equibase for the next day were bare
A day off for cappers was finally there

The posters were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of tax tickets danced in their heads
And Steve in his Dentons, replete with a cap
had settled his brain for a short winters nap

When out on the board there rose such a clatter
Steve swore, cursed and screamed NOW WHATS THE MATTER?!!!
Away to the pc he flew like a flash
to see if the libel would cost him some cash

Dixie was on posting though he'd been asked to go
With some other crazed posters who'd been on some blow
When what to Steves bugged out eyes should appear?
Repent was on posting calling some guy a qu eer

How could these whackos be such crazy pr**ks?
Who'd think that the world could be so full of d**ks?
Steve hurried to edit and blank out their aims
They were fighting and calling each other bad names

Now Dixie, Now Pillow
Now Da Hoss and Repent!
On Ziegler! On Ateam!
On Oracle and Hickory!
You guys belong in a cell!!
Behind 4 strong brick walls!
Now go away!! Go away!!
I can't take much more from you all!!

And I heard him proclaim, as he dropped out of sight
Merry Christmas you animals
Could I have just one peaceful night?

LOL nice mike! i have to back scuds up about flores tho. you probaly still wont agree with me but he butchered atswhatimtalkinbout in the derby
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