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Jane Curtin: This past Thursday was the Great American Smoke Out, a day that everyone in America was encouraged to stop smoking cigarettes for a twenty-four hour period. Here to comment further is Update health correspondent, Roseanne Roseannadanna. Roseanne Roseannadanna: Thanks a lot, Jane! Thanks a lot! A Mr. Richard Feder from Fort Lee, New Jersey writes in and says: "Dear Roseanne Roseannadanna, Last Thursday, I quit smokin'. Now, I'm depressed, I gained weight, my face broke out, I'm nauseous, I'm constipated, my feet swelled, my gums are bleedin', my sinuses are clogged, I got heartburn, I'm cranky and I have gas. ... What should I do?" ... Mr. Feder, you sound like a real attractive guy! ... You belong in New Jersey! ...
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and of course.. 'say when' '8:30' we have used that a million times.
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln |
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |
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Harvey Korman as Hedly Lamarr in BS..everyone called him Hedy Lamar the actress..It's HEDLY he yelled
![]() In History of world he was Count de Monay...they called him Count the Money and he corrected them ..He and Tim Conway in the funniest skit of all time..Korman lost it.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk92O0SEjXc Madeline Kahn in the scene with the black sheriff ..'it's true, it's true' ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JqbCH4aVw
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |
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hedy sued....
hell, she's probably better known for that movie than anything she ever did.
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She might presently be best known as a punch line but that's unfortanate. She's worth a Google. |
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another that caught me by surprise-mike nesmith of the monkees...his mom invented white out for 3m.
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