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Old 07-15-2010, 09:59 AM
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Of course I love my kids man, most important thing in my life.
I would like to Thank God for both of them.
Why thank God? Did he sire your kids, kinda a Virgin Mary sort of thing?
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:14 AM
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Why thank God? Did he sire your kids, kinda a Virgin Mary sort of thing?
My X of almost 6 years, is a 10. Maybe 8-10 range, shes sexy. Trust me.
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:16 AM
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My X of almost 6 years, is a 10. Maybe 8-10 range, shes sexy. Trust me.
Why don't you let us be the judge of that.........?
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:19 AM
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Why don't you let us be the judge of that.........?

Tammaro, Doug, and Hockey have saw pictures they can say what they want, shes so hot Doug did not believe she was my X. I wont say her name on here, we are not friendly and I just cant do that.
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:26 AM
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Tammaro, Doug, and Hockey have saw pictures they can say what they want, shes so hot Doug did not believe she was my X. I wont say her name on here, we are not friendly and I just cant do that.
No one cares about her name, we just want to see what see looks like.
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:27 AM
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No one cares about her name, we just want to see what see looks like.
Um How? I have no pics of her, and I could only give you her name for FB.
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:44 AM
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Um How? I have no pics of her, and I could only give you her name for FB.
UHm, copy her photo from FB, post them here??????????????

Cmon dude. You can't be that dense.
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:54 AM
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UHm, copy her photo from FB, post them here??????????????

Cmon dude. You can't be that dense.
If she finds out, the next time we go to court, lol I can only imagine. She already prints out ****, like emails, FB posts, WE ARE NOT FRIENDLY.
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:58 AM
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So she's a typical woman.
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So she's a typical woman.
yeah, but does she have animal style sex skills?
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:00 AM
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yeah, but does she have animal style sex skills?
Then she would be atypical.
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:02 AM
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Then she would be atypical.
does animal sex just mean doggy style?

I'm trying to imagine Scav's friend.. though I'm leaving Scav out of the mental image.
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:03 AM
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oh I forgot to say nice things

RHT - I have tons of respect for your profession.

Pillow Pants - You are the best vagina troll out there.
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:04 AM
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yeah, but does she have animal style sex skills?
Before the kids we drank a lot and it was more animal like, after the kids we still had sex daily, because I would accept nothing less, but just more normal.
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yeah, but does she have animal style sex skills?
What about our hero's skills? I seriously think he is taking a major step up in class.......
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:06 AM
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What about our hero's skills? I seriously think he is taking a major step up in class.......
who is our hero again?


Morty?
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:06 AM
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I the internet.
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:07 AM
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Before the kids we drank a lot and it was more animal like, after the kids we still had sex daily, because I would accept nothing less, but just more normal.
LOL.. good stuff.

Your next handle should be "Mel Gibson 1985" !!
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:09 AM
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LOL.. good stuff.

Your next handle should be "Mel Gibson 1985" !!
It's simply shocking to me that they aren't together anymore.
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:27 AM
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women really don't need to wear a watch....








there's a clock on the stove!


why did the woman cross the road?




the more important question is why wasn't she in the kitchen.
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