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Old 12-02-2008, 10:10 PM
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:14 PM
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I was anxiously awaiting the Delta Princess selections followed by a Beulah Park recap.

Completely unrelated, I noticed Saturday the purses at Beulah Park were $71,000.



TOTAL.



FOR 9 RACES.



OH MY GOD.
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:16 PM
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OH My God!!





I just listened........again....

I just LOVE his laugh!!!
Morty needs a regular spot on the show....he actually sounded a little like Gary West barely awake but still firing barbs in a coma. Pretty funny stuff actually. Nice to know Morty has his finger on the pulse of Ohio racing.......lol.
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:17 PM
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I was anxiously awaiting the Delta Princess selections followed by a Beulah Park recap.

Completely unrelated, I noticed Saturday the purses at Beulah Park were $71,000.


TOTAL.



FOR 9 RACES.



OH MY GOD.
That is very sad...really
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:18 PM
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Who is "Joe the Dude?"

Morty discussed all.........
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:20 PM
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Morty discussed all.........
I missed that then..all I heard was Joe whining about his cap issues and Morty waking up
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
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Morty needs a regular spot on the show....he actually sounded a little like Gary West barely awake but still firing barbs in a coma. Pretty funny stuff actually. Nice to know Morty has his finger on the pulse of Ohio racing.......lol.
I could'nt agree more...


I am a bit biased tho
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:33 PM
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The snore was classic.
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:13 AM
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EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING............................................ ...............
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:19 AM
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*joes*

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Old 12-03-2008, 03:22 AM
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Steve..thank you for having me as your key guest on your fine program. I would like to pass on a few suggestions to get cleaned up for my next appearance:

1...Never sandwich me between 2 yuk-em-ups like that again.

2...Don't keep me waiting like you did this time.

3...Do not ask me any horsey related questions...unless it's regarding my handicapping a particular card;and then let me fly with it....NO questions.

4...Never again clog up my air time with Sterling nonsense....he gets plenty of that stuff everywhere else.

5...I am very much under the weather,but had you given me just a little more time instead of constantly cutting me off, I really had some fine material to present.Let's not let this happen again.

6...All in all.....you do a fine show. You seem to be an articulate gentleman and good at what you do---whatever that is.

Thanks for having me...it really was fun ....impromptu as it was.

I also want you to know that I have had no public speaking training...at all.

Think of the possibilities,Steve.






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Old 12-03-2008, 03:35 AM
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Oh...one more thing.



Your voice is louder than the everyday callers'.

I am not an everyday caller.

Next time....equal volume.
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Old 12-03-2008, 03:57 AM
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Oh..last one. I promise.

You must have Thebby TwoTimes on next time for me. She should announce me and make 4 distinct kissy-poo sounds to me.







OK?
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Old 12-03-2008, 05:49 AM
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Old 12-03-2008, 06:32 AM
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Left my kids alone so I could go out to my truck and hear the replay this morning. Good stuff, Howard Stern beware! Sirius needs a 24-7 Morty channel.
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Old 12-03-2008, 06:56 AM
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Left my kids alone so I could go out to my truck and hear the replay this morning. Good stuff, Howard Stern beware! Sirius needs a 24-7 Morty channel.
Ya know....

All you had to do is go to the archives and bring it up from "Stevebyk.com"
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Old 12-03-2008, 07:05 AM
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Ya know....

All you had to do is go to the archives and bring it up from "Stevebyk.com"
I'm aware of this feature, but with my internet connection it was easier to go hear the replay in my truck. Besides, the kids are used to being locked in their little cages.
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Old 12-03-2008, 07:09 AM
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I'm aware of this feature, but with my internet connection it was easier to go hear the replay in my truck. Besides, the kids are used to being locked in their little cages.
you do that too?
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:10 AM
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Ohio horse racing..



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Ohio lottery..very informative piece

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Old 12-03-2008, 11:05 AM
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All right...let's not stop this already..


Let's hear some more chatter here!!
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