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blackthroatedwind · #21 11-25-2008, 11:26 PM

I think it was during Sweeps week.

blackthroatedwind · #22 11-25-2008, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

OK...don't know that guy either.

This isn't exactly drumming up interest in my appearance on the show. You do know that?

Well, he could get Teddy if he wants to discuss Thistledown.....but much as I like him, he's not the most effervescent guy.

He's no Ross that's for sure.

Mortimer · #23 11-25-2008, 11:29 PM

I didn't know the show participated in sweeps week.

Really---I would add a dimension never experienced on Steve's Place.

Zodiac Ciphers......almost sounds mystical.

AND....I could use real cards and a real trash can!

Mortimer · #24 11-25-2008, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Well, he could get Teddy if he wants to discuss Thistledown.....but much as I like him, he's not the most effervescent guy.

He's no Ross that's for sure.

OOOOOOOOOO

By the way...Rogers knew more than one Teddy. That really surprised me ..as well as made me very suspicious of him.His name wasn't Rogers,though.

I'll think of it.

blackthroatedwind · #25 11-25-2008, 11:32 PM

He knew the right one.

Mortimer · #26 11-25-2008, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

He knew the right one.

Ya....you know when I tried to clang his memory and told him he had hit a big pick 6...he still didn't know which one.

Then when I told him it was for you and that Teddy knew you----he laughed and said...."Oh my God. You've got to be kidding me."

I said "no"...and he said he'll give him the message.

Mortimer · #27 11-25-2008, 11:37 PM

He won't talk to me anymore,either.

Mortimer · #28 11-25-2008, 11:39 PM

And to think all this started with a snow globe fun thing.

I've always said----ya can't buy stuff like this.

Mortimer · #29 11-25-2008, 11:43 PM

You know...I was sitting down at the poker table the other night and was trying to sagely pick out the mark.

I couldn't spot him and then knew that could only mean one thing.

Phil

was late.

Mortimer · #30 11-25-2008, 11:48 PM

Uh-oh.

Lost my audience.

Steve...don't take this as a misnomer----or bad omen,either.

You give me 2 options on dates. Will have to be a phone guest, but I'll be there for you.

Mortimer · #31 11-25-2008, 11:51 PM

Fucl<....thanks loads ,Andy.

You distracted my attention and I ate the best donut first. They only had one jelly left so I took it and a maple one

God I hate when that happens.

Mortimer · #32 11-26-2008, 12:51 AM

Andy....forgot another thing to ask you.

Do you have really,really long hair??

blackthroatedwind · #33 11-26-2008, 05:56 AM

I have very little hair.

Mortimer · #34 11-26-2008, 07:39 AM

Oh.

No biggie. Some people have very little noses,very little mouths and so forth.Thanks,though.

philcski · #35 11-26-2008, 08:19 AM

I nominate this for the Thread of the Year.

Kasept · #36 11-26-2008, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Uh-oh.

Lost my audience.

Steve...don't take this as a misnomer----or bad omen,either.

You give me 2 options on dates. Will have to be a phone guest, but I'll be there for you.

I know you will hold the audience rapt in the palm of your hand... And then squish them like a bug.

The demand for your 2nd ATR appearance has been building... (And BTW... It was not I who booked Ross in the pre-Steve Byk days off ATR. I was an inocent bystander in that sordid business...)

Friday 5pm? You and DrugS analyzing the Cigar Mile?

And finally, I cannot believe you went to the Shell Bizarre (I mean Bazaar) and denied us the pleasure of Full Tilt Scratch Off. VERY disappointed in these quarters.

Mortimer · #37 11-26-2008, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Kasept

I know you will hold the audience rapt in the palm of your hand... And then squish them like a bug.

Friday 5pm? You and DrugS analyzing the Cigar Mile?

And finally, I cannot believe you went to the Shell Bizarre (I mean Bazaar) and denied us the pleasure of Full Tilt Scratch Off. VERY disappointed in these quarters.

What the fucl< is the Cigar Mile?

And does Drugress have to be there?

I know what you mean about not picking up a Pandamoneyum ticket--I'm still really mad at myself for that.

OK...I'll read up on this cigar deal and even if Drugess is there....why I will do this thing.

I just thought of something.I think Arletta typed out your call in number. 866 something.Is that all I have to do? At 5?

How about a password so someone like Hossy can't weasel their way in.

( Do you know of a good restaurant in LA?....And then I'll say----well no.but I know of a good one in San Fransisco. Good? )

Mortimer · #38 11-26-2008, 08:56 AM

Oh..Philski.

There is no mention of fleshlight in here,so i don't think it deserves your honor.

But thanks.

philcski · #39 11-26-2008, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

What the fucl< is the Cigar Mile?

And does Drugress have to be there?

I know what you mean about not picking up a Pandamoneyum ticket--I'm still really mad at myself for that.

OK...I'll read up on this cigar deal and even if Drugess is there....why I will do this thing.

I just thought of something.I think Arletta typed out your call in number. 866 something.Is that all I have to do? At 5?

How about a password so someone like Hossy can't weasel their way in.

( Do you know of a good restaurant in LA?....And then I'll say----well no.but I know of a good one in San Fransisco. Good? )

I picked up 4 $10 MEGA MONEY New York Lotto tickets the other day- $40. Was hoping for a 50% return on investment, or $20back for the $40 I put in. You know what I got?

a FUC|<ING ZERO!!!!! NOTHING!

Mortimer · #40 11-26-2008, 09:00 AM

mothah fucl<ah!!!!

...let the coke so-cares know what you think of them!!..