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Old 08-10-2008, 10:57 AM
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To tell the truth,I think this will be a highly successful thread.



I'm guessing that model Accord did not do well in government roll over testing.
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:06 AM
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I can see the highway patrolman now:


Good evening,sir.

And where are you off to in such a hurry tonight?

Huh?....say---do I smell alcohol? I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to put your left foot in...put your left foot out....now do the hoky-poky and shake it all about.



Oh gee..you're not doing very well on this one ,sir.


Please step out of the vehicle.









Come on ,sir...I don't have all night here.
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:08 AM
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I can see the highway patrolman now:


Good evening,sir.

And where are you off to in such a hurry tonight?

Huh?....say---do I smell alcohol? I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to put your left foot in...put your left foot out....now do the hoky-poky and shake it all about.



Oh gee..you're not doing very well on this one ,sir.


Please step out of the vehicle.









Come on ,sir...I don't have all night here.
this would be funny if I actually remembered seeing the trooper....
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:07 AM
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To tell the truth,I think this will be a highly successful thread.



I'm guessing that model Accord did not do well in government roll over testing.

Did well enough that I am still here chatting up with you
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:08 AM
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Did well enough that I am still here chatting up with you
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Old 08-10-2008, 03:06 PM
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Damn! Your car got f**ed up! Amen to your sentiments bro, drinking and driving is NEVER a wise move. Glad your still around to preach.

Just caught this post....thanks. It is still good to be around
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Old 08-23-2008, 08:59 AM
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Crash Club meeting tonight.


Bring your own bizarre rope tricks.
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Old 08-23-2008, 09:12 AM
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Crash Club meeting tonight.


Bring your own bizarre rope tricks.

You chairing the meeting??
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:35 AM
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Well NNNNNNNO.





I'm filming it.


Am I the prez or vice prez candidate?
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Old 10-19-2008, 05:04 PM
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The CAH-SOL is shut down b*itches...

































and the Junkyahd has RE-OPENED
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Old 10-19-2008, 05:05 PM
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Fucl< The Junkyad...man.
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Old 08-06-2010, 09:39 PM
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bump.

5 years ago tonight

Don't drink and drive.
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Old 08-06-2010, 10:00 PM
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I can't believe this guy Mortimer in this thread. What a comedy fellow.

5 years, alot has changed, and all for the good...!!
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Old 08-06-2010, 10:28 PM
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Kev... 5 years, wow - look where life has taken you since then. An amazingly beautiful daughter and sense of peace and joy in your life. You learned a painful but valuable lesson and lived to share it with us.

Thank you, my friend. I appreciate it.
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I can't believe this guy Mortimer in this thread. What a comedy fellow.

5 years, alot has changed, and all for the good...!!



^^^^ Displays excellent taste.
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Some recent film from the Junkyard ..and beyond.


First, you will see Franny and Sighty-poo picking out a new vehicle together.....then the rest is Thebby and me.I chased her all the way from Texas to Kentucky to finally get her worked up.

She's very obstinate!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gZmX...has_verified=1
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A picture is worth a thousand words - a very sobering message. You are one lucky guy, GPK. Glad you're still around to pass along a very important message.
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Old 08-07-2010, 08:44 AM
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Some recent film from the Junkyard ..and beyond.


First, you will see Franny and Sighty-poo picking out a new vehicle together.....then the rest is Thebby and me.I chased her all the way from Texas to Kentucky to finally get her worked up.

She's very obstinate!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gZmX...has_verified=1
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:48 AM
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bump.

5 years ago tonight

Don't drink and drive.
Wow! 5yrs.....it really doesnt seem that long ago....
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:54 AM
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5 years ago tonight

Don't drink and drive.
So happy for you now, Kev.
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