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Old 01-29-2008, 05:08 PM
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Mortimer.....

I once saw a kid in the parking lot outside a Toys R Us.

He must have been 6, maybe 7.

He was on the cold, hard ground having a tantrum..... kicking, crying, sceaming that he wanted to die.

His poor Mom stood there, so embarrassed, but she had other, younger kids to deal with. Quite a scene.

Some of the people walked by and kinda smirked, while others, a couple anyway, obviously felt bad for her.

"Come on Johnny, get in the ca...."

IIIIII WANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

One guess who you're reminding me of.....

Why don't you stop pounding your fists on the DT floor, stop acting like a little brat who didn't get his way and, instead, think of a positive way to convert your energy / anger / anguish?

How about an Esoteric Renaissance?????

Whhaaahhh whhaaahhh they won't allow you in the "smart threads"?

Guess what Morte? I don't see anyone stopping you from making your own "smart threads' down here.

Just a thought.

Okay, going back to being very annoyed with you now.....
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:10 PM
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You have to undersatnd BTW..he can be a real snot face when he wants to.




And Thebby calls him on the hour.

See what I'm sayin'?
He's sexy when he's mean...
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:13 PM
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You know what BrownSugar?























She never got me in the car.
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:16 PM
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And I don't even want to be in the smart threads now....witch.







I will only accept permanent darting.

You're kinda of sexy when pursing your lips and snorting yourself.
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:17 PM
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In case you missed Thebby's raise request from Steve:


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Old 01-29-2008, 05:20 PM
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Mortimer.....

I once saw a kid in the parking lot outside a Toys R Us.

He must have been 6, maybe 7.

He was on the cold, hard ground having a tantrum..... kicking, crying, sceaming that he wanted to die.

His poor Mom stood there, so embarrassed, but she had other, younger kids to deal with. Quite a scene.

Some of the people walked by and kinda smirked, while others, a couple anyway, obviously felt bad for her.

"Come on Johnny, get in the ca...."

IIIIII WANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

One guess who you're reminding me of.....

Why don't you stop pounding your fists on the DT floor, stop acting like a little brat who didn't get his way and, instead, think of a positive way to convert your energy / anger / anguish?

How about an Esoteric Renaissance?????

Whhaaahhh whhaaahhh they won't allow you in the "smart threads"?

Guess what Morte? I don't see anyone stopping you from making your own "smart threads' down here.

Just a thought.

Okay, going back to being very annoyed with you now.....



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Old 01-29-2008, 05:43 PM
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can't remember the last time i laughed so hard. wheeew.
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:54 PM
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Perhaps BrownSugar would like to join in on the fun.
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:56 PM
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HERE! I'll give you mine.....NOW, go AWAY! with your stupid, nonsense threads.....................







THUD.....CRINKLE..........GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:00 PM
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You have to undersatnd BTW..he can be a real snot face when he wants to.




And Thebby calls him on the hour.

See what I'm sayin'?

I DO call him on the hour....trying to get him to fess up your secret digits....so I can post them on the truck stop walls.
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:04 PM
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Oh sut up HHHH....write to management.





MORTY!!!
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:05 PM
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I DO call him on the hour....trying to get him to fess up your secret digits....so I can post them on the truck stop walls.

ror!


But there's no room....with your number all over the place!
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:09 PM
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But there's no room....with your number all over the place!

theres plenty of room right under Hossy's digits.
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:09 PM
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Thebby showing Steve why she shouldn't be fired in favor of that pinch face BrownSugar:




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theres plenty of room right under Hossy's digits.

Hmmm......perhaps your precious little toy ,Hossy,out to join the fun,too.....huh?
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:11 PM
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Oh sut up HHHH....write to management.





MORTY!!!

rule-eng en leff-eng!!!






WHATTY!!!?
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:14 PM
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Bet she doesn't get fired.
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:16 PM
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Hossy on his wedding day:



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Old 01-29-2008, 06:17 PM
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He married Steve.
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:19 PM
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But Steve and Peanut Shell weren't happy seeing Thebby and Hossy's outrageous act:


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