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Old 01-22-2008, 05:09 PM
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I'm sure I'll be hearing backsass from Nickel.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:10 PM
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The gossip sites were trying to tie Mary Kate Olsen at the scene. When that didn't work they tried to say he died at her apartment because the story isn't juicy enough for them.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:11 PM
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*checks*

Ok the brokeback joke was covered.





























Just making sure.

















































































I can't quit you













































































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Old 01-22-2008, 05:14 PM
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Why all the negatve?

Why doesn't anyone ever print .....GARY OLDMAN FOUND ALIVE IN APARTMENT: HE LATER WENT TO BREAKFAST.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:15 PM
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Why all the negatve?

Why doesn't anyone ever print .....GARY OLDMAN FOUND ALIVE IN APARTMENT: HE LATER WENT TO BREAKFAST.
BRITNEY SPEARS EATS A BOWL FULL OF PAINT CHIPS: SHE SAYS THEY'RE DELICIOUS!
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:16 PM
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poor rich kid..learn how to party...maybee he woke up and found an olson in his bed..now that i could understand.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:16 PM
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I'd like to be found at some far off Pacific Atroll.








Alive.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:17 PM
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BRITNEY SPEARS EATS A BOWL FULL OF PAINT CHIPS: SHE SAYS THEY'RE DELICIOUS!

OH PHOOEY!!









FR&L-A!!!!
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:17 PM
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poor rich kid..learn how to party...maybee he woke up and fount an olson in his bed..now that i could understand.
Probably the biggest lightweight in Aussie history.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:18 PM
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Oh yaz...I have to go to a SAG meeting.


Ta-ta dahlings.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:23 PM
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Oh yaz...I have to go to a SAG meeting.


Ta-ta dahlings.
Oh that reminds me I have to go to the Phat Farm Hannah Montana SWAG Party tonight in Palm Springs.

Oh googily googily goo I'm so important! Maybe I'll get to touch Miley's hand!! YIPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:26 PM
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Oh that reminds me I have to go to the Phat Farm Hannah Montana SWAG Party tonight in Palm Springs.

Oh googily googily goo I'm so important! Maybe I'll get to touch Miley's hand!! YIPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HEAH!!









Mah little belly hurts!





GOO-FOO!!!!
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:31 PM
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By the way...whatever hapened to the Heath bar?




Still around?
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:35 PM
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I really have to go now.


I'm late for my screen test.



That's where you have to determine which door has plexigalss and which is.....




...oh forget it.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:35 PM
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By the way...whatever hapened to the Heath bar?




Still around?
Yeah.

I just sent a txt message to Marmaduke and he told me that Heathcliff is alive and well.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:36 PM
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By the way...whatever hapened to the Heath bar?




Still around?
Ben and Jerry's Heath Bar crunch was always the best.
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:06 AM
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Hello Dahlings.


Found out this years SAG convention will be held in Iceland.Suffy-Poo is putting it all together for us and...now don't you tell anyone!.....it is rumored the Ricola Bros. will be performing for us LIVE!




YES!




I'm thinking of combining it with my very own vacay this year.

Anyhooo.....our speaker last nght at the meeting was that delighful humorist ,Greta Van Cistern.....and he looks even more handsome in person!


Oh well....busy,busy,busy. See you late dahlings!
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:17 PM
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A rolled up $20 bill and white powdery substance was found at the apartment.
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:50 PM
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