One positive thing about work

[GPK]

Originally Posted by golfer

Only Top Shelf for ya, huh Kev? We used to have a crew at the simulcast parlor we called the "Heineken" crew. They would show up only on big race days, order dozens of Heinekens, then argue about who lost the most money. Haven't seen them in a while.

Seth..not all of us can roll like you and drink the good stuff, like Coors Light.

[golfer]

Originally Posted by GPK

Seth..not all of us can roll like you and drink the good stuff, like Coors Light.

I forgot to ask, was that Miller High Life Light draft, can or bottle?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by golfer

I forgot to ask, was that Miller High Life Light draft, can or bottle?

Bottle!!!!!


Can??? how redneck do you think I am?

[brockguy]

Miller High Life Lite, Seriously Kev? can you pick anything worse??

[GPK]

Originally Posted by brockguy

Miller High Life Lite, Seriously Kev? can you pick anything worse??

well....they don't server Natty Light...

[GPK]

I will be stepping up my game in Toga though....

Miller Lite only when I am on vacation

[brockguy]

Cant you get a 30 pack of Nat Ice for 12 bucks or so??

[GPK]

Originally Posted by brockguy

Cant you get a 30 pack of Nat Ice for 12 bucks or so??

not sure Kev...but I can get 24 Miller High Life Lite for $11.99...

.50 cents a beer!!!!!!!

[brockguy]

and its BYOB at Saratoga right?? some Heineken Premium Light for me so.. Goes down way too easy..

[GPK]

Originally Posted by brockguy

and its BYOB at Saratoga right?? some Heineken Premium Light for me so.. Goes down way too easy..

More like BUB for you and I. Bring Us Beer

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GPK

not sure Kev...but I can get 24 Miller High Life Lite for $11.99...

.50 cents a beer!!!!!!!

ewww


gimme michelob or bud ice, or MGD--bottle only please!

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by GPK

I am:

15% in from of betting machine

10% orderin another Miller High Life Lite for $1.50 at the bar

5% handicapping the race

20% yelling at the tv screen, slapping my leg, calling Mike Smith a bum, etc...

50% trying to mack on this new hot ass 19 year old teller

My time:

10% Sneaking into track to avoid paying $2

10% Sneaking into clubhouse (same reason)

10% Sleeping to rest up after above efforts

20% Explaining to 19 years old girls why I'm not that old

20% Standing in line to get ice cream

20% Standing in line to buy booze (while eating ice cream)

5% Handicapping, wagering, watching races, swearing at jockeys, starting fights

5% Trying to steal next day's racing form.

[Danzig]

booze and ice cream don't go together--well, most booze that is...but mudslides mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm