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Old 04-24-2007, 09:32 AM
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I am 22 and in school, I spend most of my time partying right now. Once school ends I am betting at the track 6 days a week. College life is amazing and I don't want to be alone in my bedroom worrying about the next days races. With this being said I am leaving in 2 hours for Prairie Meadows.
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Old 04-24-2007, 09:36 AM
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So anyhoooo...I heard ateamstupid actually was taken to the track at 3 days old.



Yup.




He was sucking down some formula...his Father placed his bet...and then said " OK ...Stupid....what horsey do you want??

To which ateam replied...." BARF!"...Dad said..."Oh,....sorry ...he had too much mooky."

The teller said..."Oh...I thought he was opining on your selection."
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Old 04-24-2007, 09:57 AM
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So anyhoooo...I heard ateamstupid actually was taken to the track at 3 days old.



Yup.




He was sucking down some formula...his Father placed his bet...and then said " OK ...Stupid....what horsey do you want??

To which ateam replied...." BARF!"...Dad said..."Oh,....sorry ...he had too much mooky."

The teller said..."Oh...I thought he was opining on your selection."
You really need to chill out.
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Old 04-24-2007, 09:58 AM
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Hey!

YOU'RE the one who sucked down too much mooky.
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:01 AM
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Hilarious.
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:02 AM
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Thank you.
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:03 AM
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Oh...I notice you have a dart gun.


Were you the one reponsible for darting my fine work to GenuineRisk?
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:07 AM
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Oh...I notice you have a dart gun.


Were you the one reponsible for darting my fine work to GenuineRisk?
nope that was me
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:08 AM
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ror!!...you little dickens!
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:09 AM
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Did you have too much mookys as well?
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:10 AM
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Did you have too much mookys as well?
I would answer if I knew what that was
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:11 AM
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"Mooky" or "mookys" is first time at the track talk for "milk".
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:15 AM
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"Mooky" or "mookys" is first time at the track talk for "milk".
I'm lactose intolerant
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:16 AM
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Boy I'll say.
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:18 AM
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:18 AM
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:20 AM
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My first trip to the track was in the summer of 1987. I'd just graduated from high school. My father was trying to get me to go, so he told me I'd probably get served(booze) at the track. We went and we had a blast. I was hooked!!
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:25 AM
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These are so wonderfully inspiring.





I'm going to cry.
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Old 04-24-2007, 02:58 PM
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My first love took me to the track at 16.... he was in college. Then again with my first husband... my kids since before they could walk but non of them are real race fans... weird how it either sticks or it doesn't.... my girls have both helped out at the track or farm... Chris on the tecnical end... my other son great at picking them but doesn't play anymore...

When I took the kids I would let them pick and wager for them... the girls picked by colors and how pretty the horse was. My son liked to pick by who had the nicest ass... lol some things never change! lol
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Old 04-24-2007, 03:19 PM
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I started going to Aqueduct & Belmont when I was 15 years old and have been playing the game ever since.
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