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Old 06-04-2014, 06:17 PM
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Gary Moore ? He was the host of that game show in the 1960's.

What do Gary Moore and Gary Moore both have in common ?
Who can turn the world on with her smile? Mary Tyler Moore-mother of siamese twins Gary and Gary.
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Old 06-04-2014, 06:21 PM
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Mom....I miss you're commanding curves.Get back to work here as soon as possible.You must outline the contest rules not to follow very soon now.And wear those yoga pants.Those on you are like sssssssssssso hot!!!!







Sorry. I was detained.


Racing hello fans!!










GODAMMITY!!













Wait a minute.












Hello racing fans!!

This is Clyde Collinwood Speaking.









****AGE!













Wait a minute.











This is Clyde Collinwood....speaking.


Today I present CLYDEFORM!! analysis for the more than Elevendy-ith and something Running of The Ned &Hydra Belmonty Stakes!!.....FREE!!!!


Ned and Hydra are ****in' wonderful people!


I begin by playing a Deb-O-Deb noodle film.












Oh boy.





CLYDEFORM!! needs a little private time before continuing.























ooooo-KAY!!



Heah we go:









But first I would like to say the SaliChromeToxin floating out there and having planted itself in so many people's immune system ,rendering them defenseless against Aluminate' attacks,is sickening!!

Double BLECH!!

Then,right here----on these pages,I have to read about a certain unnamed TrackSkunk person almost in uncontrollable tears thinking they might die without ever seeing a TripleCrown horsey.That is the most important thing in your miserable life??

Is that person and myriad others like her....NUTS!!?-----or what?

Constant NiagraFalls type tear evoking stories about CaliforniaAluminums dirt poor, hard life, poor me connections and their "wonderful" demeanor throughout this series make me sick!




Cry me a rivah already.






(Gosh that was a really,really great noodle film.

WHEW!)





ANYWAYS!!!!........













1.... CALIFORNIA ALUMINUM SECRETARIAT CITATION SUPER HORSEY



Blow me.


MEGA BARF!!



HUGE crink-EL!!....


trash can









2.... DEBBIES HOT STUFF....uh-oh....I mean, COMMANDING CURVE



Get that KEEPAH Machine revved up!!


KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!!!!








3.... COMISSIONER


I have to do this gently.



crinkley-poo....


trash canny-kins






4. ....MATUSZAK


Anyone bearing any relative inkling to the Oakland Raiders is enough for me.



crinkle....


trash can










5. RIDE ON CURLIN plus photo of him and SIGHTYPOOKINS-----only 50 CENTS


If Kid Fizzle stayed as an inny,ROC might not finish last.


crinkle....


trash can








6. THE RAT


A Toastie.


....no....



crinkle....


trash can








7. TOGALIST


After this race,he'll not be invited to Sara's Toga-----and he might not even make the YIPPYLIST



crinkle....


trash can








8. WICKED WRONG



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c






nnnnnyyyyyyooooooooooow!!



THUD!!






9. PEBBLE COUNT


keepah











10. MATTERHORN


keepah keepah!








11. GENERAL A ROD


Just can't go with this guy here.A very nice horsey though.....I can't keep him, but I won't crinkle him.
















CLYDEFORM!! says.....stand on your toes and say doo dah!!



ror!!



Kidding.




CLYDEFORM!! says:



COMMANDING DEBBIE----AAAAAHHHH!!!!.....I mean COMMANDING CURVE (the real CC) to win.

e-box with of MATTERHORN and PEBBLE COUNT
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Old 06-04-2014, 06:22 PM
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Who can turn the world on with her smile? Mary Tyler Moore-mother of siamese twins Gary and Gary.
Very good Deb

But I was looking for "they are both dead"
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Old 06-04-2014, 06:25 PM
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Geeker's first run with his advanced tool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTabJrW975Q
Damn so close too............................
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Old 06-04-2014, 06:31 PM
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Very good Deb

But I was looking for "they are both dead"
The separation surgery didn't work?
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The separation surgery didn't work?
Deb if CommandingDouchebag wins I'll move to Ohio.......
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Old 06-05-2014, 12:35 PM
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For $10 dollah one can even "ride" Chrome... well, sorta kinda.

http://thoroughbredaftercare.org/def...ge=16&story=41

All proceeds going to Thoroughbred Aftercare Alliance (TAA).http://thoroughbredaftercare.org/
I think this goes here...

From Breadquarters:

You give CaliforniaAluminum 10 dollah....he love you long time.

But you bet that 10 dollah on him to win.....he stiff you,long time.


Uh, I see you are now on TogaList as the best bet to beat CA-----and off the real CC,CommandingCurve.This is your obstinate side showing.You do not like CLYDEFORM!! and will disconnect from any sign saying you use CLYDEFORM!!




Linda,don't be a fool.


Go, Chrome! (That was from me and not Clyde).
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Old 06-05-2014, 12:37 PM
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3.... COMISSIONER


I have to do this gently.



crinkley-poo....


trash canny-kins


Ummm okaaay what am I missing here and why does he get the special, nicey-nice treatment when ROC is the one who should be getting it???
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Old 06-05-2014, 12:53 PM
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I think this goes here...

From Breadquarters:

You give CaliforniaAluminum 10 dollah....he love you long time.

But you bet that 10 dollah on him to win.....he stiff you,long time.


Uh, I see you are now on TogaList as the best bet to beat CA-----and off the real CC,CommandingCurve.This is your obstinate side showing.You do not like CLYDEFORM!! and will disconnect from any sign saying you use CLYDEFORM!!




Linda,don't be a fool.


Go, Chrome! (That was from me and not Clyde).
Actually that was before I looked at the P.P's and my Clydeform didn't arrive until yesterday

Who is Linda?
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Old 06-05-2014, 12:54 PM
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My Clydeform won't print.
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Old 06-05-2014, 01:09 PM
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My Clydeform won't print.
Do you have ClydeFORM+?
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Old 06-05-2014, 01:44 PM
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Do you have ClydeFORM+?
Not any more. After signing up, my VISA was billed $2,388 by something called noodlyfilms.net and I started getting nightly calls from "Stella" at an 855 area code, so I canceled.
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Old 06-05-2014, 01:55 PM
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Not any more. After signing up, my VISA was billed $2,388 by something called noodlyfilms.net and I started getting nightly calls from "Stella" at an 855 area code, so I canceled.
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Old 06-05-2014, 03:22 PM
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Not any more. After signing up, my VISA was billed $2,388 by something called noodlyfilms.net and I started getting nightly calls from "Stella" at an 855 area code, so I canceled.
..have her call me @ 1-666-IMHORNY
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Old 06-05-2014, 03:32 PM
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What the heck is going on here...just me?...stuff popping up like this.

http://de.dragoneternity.com/register/
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Old 06-05-2014, 03:38 PM
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What the heck is going on here...just me?...stuff popping up like this.

http://de.dragoneternity.com/register/
https://adblockplus.org/en/firefox
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Old 06-05-2014, 03:48 PM
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A couple dozen of these just arrived, with a card saying,

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We sincerely hope that you have not been terribly inconvenienced by the functionality, or lack thereof, of our product. Please accept these with our compliments. (We think he's the best, too!)
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Awww, how nice.
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Is it safe?
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Is it safe?
100% I use it at work and at home. It keeps all those pesky ads off your screen. You can turn it on some sites if you want and others you can block.
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100% I use it at work and at home. It keeps all those pesky ads off your screen. You can turn it on some sites if you want and others you can block.
Ok,done on firefox and IE..I better not get nekkid girls popping up or I will be mad..
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