snowy woods

[clyde]

I think I'm off Suffy-poo's Vacay Post Card List.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

I am back and in a cruel mood.



But every time I try to put my noodle film on i-net space.....Sighty won't cooperate.

She wears only pink,semi thongs...and does loin flexors on the floor next to her bed in preparation for sleepy-poo..



Then,when she sees my film running...she grabs her black waist ribbon,plays the last part of Loan Me on her stereo ....and starts danicng a jig around the room,spinning and waving that filthy bwr at me....with the Kooly-aid smile flashing.


Then I beak into hysterics and can't type anymore.

When did I become Irish?

[clyde]

Irish?

Irish..Irish....Irish.................I don't get it.

[Sightseek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBoPuD3MYQ


A little slow today?

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBoPuD3MYQ


A little slow today?

!!


Oh boy.




But I guess so.

Believe me...your jig looks nothing like that one.

[Sightseek]

This is a very good thing cause I'm not Irish!

[clyde]

I get it already!!


So what are you?

[Sightseek]

Sire was of lithuanian decent, dam a german english cross.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Sire was of lithuanian decent, dam a german english cross.

Bred to love the turf.........

[clyde]

Really?



That's an odd mix,don't ya thank?

Not that it's bad.

It's not....just rare.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Bred to love the turf.........

^^^^ Ain't got no turf.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

Really?



That's an odd mix,don't ya thank?

Not that it's bad.

It's not....just rare.

Different is good.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Bred to love the turf.........

Do you like turf feet?

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Different is good.

True enough.




=5 is part Martian and Canadian.

That's where different ain't sa hot.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by clyde

But I have this recurring dream,BrownSugah:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T89yiCpl6oY

I wish this thing stopped at 52 seconds.




So I made a new noodle film employing this basic visual ah-dee-er.

There is like no way I will ever put it on i-net space, nor reveal my female costar.

[clyde]

OK you little monsters...beddy-poo time.









SIGHTY!!!.......stop it!!!!







Goodnightypoo-kins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

[clyde]

Good Morningpoo-kins.



Mr. Sun is about to barf all over this great country of ours;another peaceful night,when it's dark, has ended and another chaotic day is about to begin.



Whether you're a Lithuainian or an Epsicapalion,ya gotta love it.

It's exactly why I am now training flying squirrels to be a precision attack squadron.

[clyde]

And now,I have yet another treat for you all.

With us this morningpoo-kins is one of the all time great poets, Mr. Robert Browning.

Thanks sssssssso much for being here, Mr. Browning.


Mr. Browning.

Well no...you're Mr. Browining---I'm Mortimer.

Well no, I meant I prefer you call me...Mr. Browning.

Uhm...but I did!

No you didn't.

Well yes I did.

Look, if you have to be right all the time--fine. Let's move on.

God! Someene has the muggies today, but OK. So...not only a great wordsmith--but you also have great mechanical talent as you invented the BAR,or..Browning Automatic Rifle.

No I didn't.

Well yes you did.

I said...no I didn't!

Oh boy. Look...it's called the Browning Automatic Rifle...you are Browining.Do you see a pattern here?

Mortimer, this is ridiculous.There a lot of Brownings.I am not the one who invented the BAR.

Oh.


I didn't know that.

But you were born in Cleveland and your family invented the Cleveland Brownings.Do I have that right?

I don't think you have anything right.I was born in Camberwell,England.I have no idea what you are talking about.

Camberill? Really?

well!

Well what!??

Jesus! Camberwell..Camberwell!!

Ok, you don't have to spazz out over it. Mr. Browning..perhaps your greatest work was The Ring and the Book done in...1869,right?

Yes.

And so...I............................................ .....oh boy.

What?

Oh boy.

what!!??

Mr. Browning...................are you dead?

Of course I am.













































ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[clyde]

it will resonate with those on the fence.


!!

The above was said by JoeyDoobe in the latest political suicide thread.



Honula does this in one of my noodle film scenes to HoochieCoochie man!

[clyde]

And if one more dead person appears here in a Snowy Woods interview..I am going to kill the producer, VideoGa-GaGirl.



Then she can be the next guest interviewee.