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Old 10-31-2010, 02:11 PM
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for those not impressed.....the cave awaits,for you are nincompoops
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:12 PM
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I did it again.



Jesus.

Fucl< it...I'm not moving them.
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:38 PM
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It was the SportyBar right across the street...highway...4 lanes....too dangerous to cross while walking,especially when those who would kill you are close.

First time there.

Inside,about one hour later,I was watching the Ohio State game at the bar.It was long.





Not the game---the bar.

I'd only been there an hour.


Happily,people to my left were merely slamming them down.Those to my right were doing the same ,but also shoveling all types of basket cradled food at such a pace I thought surely the ref would stop this debacle.

But no.


So I looked straight, at the large screen,or to my left. My sense of hearing could not abort the piggie pen noises....afraid to say.




I was still nursing the first MerHigh.I had put the bar girl through quite a challenge when giving her instruction as to how I wanted the drink.I gave her the exact amount of ice cubes,the type of glass it should be poured into...and that her hands should be covered with sanitary gloves.

She was properly scolded when she set the drink on the bar....2 ice cubes short of exact.She knows what that word means now.



I had to....whizz.

I got her atention by shrieking out a "HEY!"

I told her where I was going and that my unfinished drink must be guarded as there are people here who would like to poison it, so as to kill me.At this point...she was deathly afraid of me.

She set the drink on her itty bitty side of the bar.You know, that 4 inch or so stepped down ledge. ..behind the combination menu,ketchup and mustard holder.

She looked at me for approval.

She didn't get what she wanted.




I gave her a look of disgust and slammed the ketchup and mustard container on either side of the drink.The menus were long.They blocked the frontal view, but the wings were exposed.

I looked at her and then nodded my head toward the fortress I had constructed around the drink.She looked at it, bowed her head....and walked away in shame.






I then left to whizz.

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Old 10-31-2010, 05:42 PM
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All right ,SportyFans.



Let's have one more big cheerleading for:





ARLETTAH'S FANTASTIC FINISH!!!!












http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mx...eature=channel
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Old 10-31-2010, 05:53 PM
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Old 10-31-2010, 05:57 PM
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Why did I know that was coming?

Really---shame on you.




You rapscallion,you.
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Old 10-31-2010, 05:59 PM
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And how do we know Matamor is the right hawsey?


This song tells us....it Shirely is the right hawsey:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuKeSUUK-A4
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:07 PM
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giddy up wid dat hawsey!!!
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:15 PM
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And so, let us remember that coming all this way is an achievement in itself.One done by a itty bitty handful out of the original 2500 plus.


To win means making it to the very end.

To lose----maybe the hawsey will....bet the bettor has already won.

The finest single accomplishment by an NT'er in such a large contest----red boarders aside.







New horizons await.

None of us know what tomorrow brings.

The ZC' s say..the best is yet to come.
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:33 PM
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And so, let us remember that coming all this way is an achievement in itself.One done by a itty bitty handful out of the original 2500 plus.


To win means making it to the very end.

To lose----maybe the hawsey will....bet the bettor has already won.

The finest single accomplishment by an NT'er in such a large contest----red boarders aside.







New horizons await.

None of us know what tomorrow brings.

The ZC' s say..the best is yet to come.
Your too kind..... and thank you soooooooooo much......


If Justin and I get any Hershey bars tonight we will split them 3 ways
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:49 PM
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Old 10-31-2010, 07:08 PM
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Morty in his prime:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo
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Old 10-31-2010, 07:09 PM
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Did you mean to link this one?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-MuK...eature=related
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Old 10-31-2010, 07:10 PM
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I gave it 5 seconds.



That was more than it deserved.
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Old 10-31-2010, 07:11 PM
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That got 3 seconds.
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Old 10-31-2010, 07:18 PM
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Here is the updated Clyde's Girls top achievers this week:













none







You all massively fail.

But what list you did all make was...





..Clyde's Clydsdales.




I hope you're all very happy.
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Old 10-31-2010, 07:26 PM
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He failed to do so.






But like I said, only the hawsey failed.


One more time...in triumph:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mx...eature=channel
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Old 10-31-2010, 09:13 PM
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I think I am done.




So I must be.
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Old 11-01-2010, 05:21 AM
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mornin clyde:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekb6ALfBiT8
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:31 AM
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What's so good about it?



And what's he playing?...a saw?
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