Possessive new girlfriends.....

[hi_im_god]

years are overrated.

27 years 138 days or 27 years 139 days (depending on leap years) is when the odometer rolls over from 9999 days to 10000.

that's worth a party.

[MaTH716]

My wife threw me a suprise 30th, at the Meadowlands. God bless that woman. Now there is an idea for you boy's girl, Scavs. Tell her to have it at the track. It beats the hell out of sitting in Applebee's clapping like a schmuck!

[ddthetide]

mrs d. knows better than to do that to me, anytime....... i'd walk out, on the party.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

My wife threw me a suprise 30th, at the Meadowlands. God bless that woman. Now there is an idea for you boy's girl, Scavs. Tell her to have it at the track. It beats the hell out of sitting in Applebee's clapping like a schmuck!

They are having it at someone's apartment or some ****. Like 15 people crammed into a 1 bedroom joint.....

In talking with my immediates today, it has become apparant that there is probably more to this then we realize. There is this split between where my douche bag friend just goes and hangs with her and her hilarious friends, and my guess is that she is trying to combine the two, to prevent him getting sick of them and ditching her, even though he would never do that becuase he has balls the size of peas.

It is even worse because this chick isn't even cool with beer goggles on.

[AeWingnut]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

My wife threw me a suprise 30th, at the Meadowlands. God bless that woman. Now there is an idea for you boy's girl, Scavs. Tell her to have it at the track. It beats the hell out of sitting in Applebee's clapping like a schmuck!

Thank you.

btw...

she is trying to hard.

I can hear it now, "after all I did for him he dumps me.."
Maybe that was her sobbing on the cellphone.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

Thank you.

btw...

she is trying to hard.

I can hear it now, "after all I did for him he dumps me.."
Maybe that was her sobbing on the cellphone.

I am guessing that she is about the same age as your friend. When girls hit that "30" area, they start realizing that most of there friends either married or in serious serios relationships. Sounds like to me that she is trying to put her relationship with your friend in to the express lane. Nothing says serious commitment like a suprise party. All the friends meet and celebrate the "birthday guy" and his great gal that took the time out to plan such an event. Deep down she must think she has to make the big play now, because she just might not get the chance to do it for his 30th birthday. She is trying way to hard and she is dragging you (Scavs) and the rest of your friends along for the ride. Maybe next month you guys can all go out to the Olive Garden for dinner for their 4 monthdating anniversary!

[dylbert]

Surprise birthday sounds more about friend's lady being control freak... She controls him, thus, she wants to control his friends as well.

Recipe for fun and impeding disaster:

1. Invite your most lecherous male friend who has no association with your friend/acquaintance and have him put "full-court press" on control freak hostess.
2. Go Bohemian... no shower, no shave, no deodorant, no toothbrush for real friends. Nothing says short party like body odor!
3. Does friend have "old flame" or woman whose attention he could never attract? That is real catnip to new girlfriend types. Get that woman there! It is like trying to mix oil and vinegar or throwing gasoline on open flame! Stand back and enjoy "fireworks" that ensue.
4. I agree with take him out for beers/drinks BEFORE surprise event, or better yet get him sh!tfaced on prior evening. Nothing like alcohol and sleep deprivation to make for lousy party on following night.

Have fun being devious... and give us report on festivities. Don't laugh too hard!

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by dylbert

Surprise birthday sounds more about friend's lady being control freak... She controls him, thus, she wants to control his friends as well.

Recipe for fun and impeding disaster:

1. Invite your most lecherous male friend who has no association with your friend/acquaintance and have him put "full-court press" on control freak hostess.
2. Go Bohemian... no shower, no shave, no deodorant, no toothbrush for real friends. Nothing says short party like body odor!
3. Does friend have "old flame" or woman whose attention he could never attract? That is real catnip to new girlfriend types. Get that woman there! It is like trying to mix oil and vinegar or throwing gasoline on open flame! Stand back and enjoy "fireworks" that ensue.
4. I agree with take him out for beers/drinks BEFORE surprise event, or better yet get him sh!tfaced on prior evening. Nothing like alcohol and sleep deprivation to make for lousy party on following night.

Have fun being devious... and give us report on festivities. Don't laugh too hard!

"It is like trying to mix oil and vinegar or throwing gasoline on open flame! Stand back and enjoy "fireworks" that ensue."

i tried mixing oil and water for my last 4th of july party.

very disappointing fireworks.

no one liked the salad with 87 grade either.

i'll look into this open flame idea.

[GPK]