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Old 12-24-2006, 07:12 PM
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Twas The Night Before Christmas in the Derby Trail House
Scuds was complaining that Flores is a louse
The entries on equibase for the next day were bare
A day off for cappers was finally there

The posters were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of tax tickets danced in their heads
And Steve in his Dentons, replete with a cap
had settled his brain for a short winters nap

When out on the board there rose such a clatter
Steve swore, cursed and screamed NOW WHATS THE MATTER?!!!
Away to the pc he flew like a flash
to see if the libel would cost him some cash

Dixie was on posting though he'd been asked to go
With some other crazed posters who'd been on some blow
When what to Steves bugged out eyes should appear?
Repent was on posting calling some guy a qu eer

How could these whackos be such crazy pr**ks?
Who'd think that the world could be so full of d**ks?
Steve hurried to edit and blank out their aims
They were fighting and calling each other bad names

Now Dixie, Now Pillow
Now Da Hoss and Repent!
On Ziegler! On Ateam!
On Oracle and Hickory!
You guys belong in a cell!!
Behind 4 strong brick walls!
Now go away!! Go away!!
I can't take much more from you all!!

And I heard him proclaim, as he dropped out of sight
Merry Christmas you animals
Could I have just one peaceful night?
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:16 PM
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haha that was PERFECT!!! Merry Christmas to all my favorite pains in the asses!
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:16 PM
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haha that was PERFECT!!! Merry Christmas to all my favorite pains in the asses!
You too hon!
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:23 PM
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Nice work Mike.

Merry Christmas.
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:29 PM
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Dang I miss everything! HA HA!

But props to you O. That was funny! See christmas cheer can even make me nice.

OK, I am off to wrap two more gifts. Back in a few!
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:30 PM
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Mike,

That was freaking awesome!!! Merry Christmas! LOL!!!
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:31 PM
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oh, that was great! excellent work mike. lol
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:39 PM
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Santa says to tell the kiddies not to wake up with the sun (in the morning.)He is a little behind,but is trying hard to get caught up.Seems he wasted a little too much time trying out Tantric sex with Mrs. Claus.
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:48 PM
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Mike you are doing your annual year end awards again are you not?
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:50 PM
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Mike you are doing your annual year end awards again are you not?
Hope I didn't make the naughty list this year! HAHA!!!
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:50 PM
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Twas The Night Before Christmas in the Derby Trail House
Scuds was complaining that Flores is a louse
The entries on equibase for the next day were bare
A day off for cappers was finally there

The posters were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of tax tickets danced in their heads
And Bethani in her kerchief and Steve in his cap
had settled their brains for a short winters nap

When out on the board there rose such a clatter
Steve swore and he cursed and screamed NOW WHATS THE MATTER?!!!
Away to the pc he flew like a flash
to see if the libel would cost him some cash

Dixie was on posting though he'd been asked to go
With some other crazed posters who'd been on some blow
When what to Steves bugged out eyes should appear?
Repent was on posting calling some guy a qu eer

How could these whackos be such crazy pr**ks?
Who'd think that the world could be so full of d**ks?
Steve hurried to edit and blank out their aims
They were fighting and calling each other bad names

Now Dixie, Now Pillow
Now Da Hoss and Repent!
On Ziegler! On Ateam!
On Oracle and Hickory!
You guys belong in a cell!!
Behind 4 strong brick walls!
Now go away!! Go away!!
I can't take much more from you all!!

And I heard him proclaim, as he dropped out of sight
Merry Christmas you animals
Could I have just one peaceful night?
fyi this is a classic, nice
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:57 PM
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Mike you are doing your annual year end awards again are you not?
oh jesus...
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Old 12-24-2006, 08:09 PM
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Mike you are doing your annual year end awards again are you not?
Steve did not want to offend anyone and those awards will not be voted on this year.
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Old 12-24-2006, 08:41 PM
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Mike..

Too funny.. Just great.
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Old 12-24-2006, 08:57 PM
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That rendition of the Night Before X-mas really sums it up!
Merry X-mas, Mike...from up the "valley".
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Old 12-24-2006, 09:05 PM
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...silly I tell ya !
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Old 12-24-2006, 11:42 PM
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Loved it Big-O

Have a good day my friend

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Old 12-25-2006, 12:04 AM
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Merry christmas mike, and thanx for doing the poem, it gave me a great laugh.
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Old 12-25-2006, 05:14 AM
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Nice job,Big-O! Looks like Kasept is rubbing off on you!
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Old 12-25-2006, 06:13 AM
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Most Excellent "O"...I see a budding career here.

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