How to Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by Dr.SwineSmeller

Thanks Elmo, the Razorbacks are going to need a big cheering section this season with new coach Bobby Petrino at the helm. There are two teams I get fired up over the most. The first is the Razorbacks, and the second is Team Casino Drive.

I must admit that I have been entertained by your posts. Most were indeed quite comical. A couple rolled me out of my chair. I really liked the airplane crash-parked in the tree caption! It fit the occasion. As were other caps posted by other Derby Trail patrons.
No hard feelings bro. It's just the I-net. I appreciate your commentary. Best of life to you and Arlington Jim and BigsMC and the Spyder and Geeker and God and all the rest of my antagonistic butthole critics here at Derby Trail that I may have not mentioned.

Dr. SwineSmeller

me?

all i did was note you were inflating the bets as you lost and suggest that was a poor way for anyone to handle a real bankroll.

this is a place for the exchange of idea's and i'm all about helping.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Scav

his name is Mortimer, please introduce yourself

[Rudeboyelvis]

Well, nothing like going out with a bang...Dead last (surprise ) and a well beaten 6th.... Had you been a little more pleasant and a lot more open minded round here, You would have found the 22-1 shot in your last race (not redboard - see P6 thread

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Cagey Girl .... indeed cagey at 22-1...
Looks like me and Nick are the only ones to survive that leg......

So if it's farewell (READ: not a chance), then it's been real, dude... You are one of a kind. This would make one helluva an Esoteric thread concept and I fervently agree that Morty would embrace your company there and I would encourage you to ply your crafty brand of stylistic wordsmanship with him - that would be most....uhhh....






































*THUD*

[Slewbopper]

Originally Posted by Dr.SwineSmeller

In The Spotlight statistics:


$530 divided by 3 = $170 = 33.3% of $530., A third of any number (divide by 3) = 33.3%.


Dr. SwineSmeller.

After telling others to learn math, I suggest you follow your own advice.
$530 divided by 3 = $176.67