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Old 12-03-2008, 05:27 PM
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you do that too?
You mean some people don't?
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Old 12-03-2008, 06:57 PM
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Thank you so much!!

But it won't last for long, pre-occupied with the Fairgrounds, but wild horseys couldn't drag me away from your 3 minutes of stardom.

Ah thank your right though, we need early advertising when you are going to be a guest...well really a call in but we won't quibble here..to us you were a guest, that way I would have heard it live!!!

Why hasn't Andy weighed in on this? Or Hossy??? Ya think they are jealous?????

..I could only fit one!!
Well now I don't get to use any.







UPS!!





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Too kind,Franny. Yes..Mossy has always been jealous of my fine work.

The other guy is,too.




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Old 12-03-2008, 06:58 PM
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Secrets of the PUD!

Join Dr. Mortimer D. Foxworthy as he explores everything that has to do with "PUD". He also has tips (no pud, I mean pun intended) on how to extend your pud. And for you ladies, he can teach you (private lessons available ) what the pud likes. He is so knowledgeable about pud, that he is up for the new cabinet position of PUD MASTER GENERAL.

ror!!


OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 12-03-2008, 07:09 PM
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I understand that Bubba the Love Sponge will be leaving a gaping hole in the Howard 101 line up


LIVE.... FROM THE CAH......SOL


would be a perfect fit - and you'd be competing directly against Kapets...




Ahm smellin' radio GOLD
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Old 12-03-2008, 07:34 PM
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!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 12-03-2008, 07:37 PM
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You're gonna hafta to make nice with tha Panda if you want a shot at takin him down though





























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Old 12-03-2008, 07:40 PM
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Don't worry about a thing.


I'm hatching a plan as we speak.
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Old 12-03-2008, 07:46 PM
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Bob Foxy is gonna want 3 hours. Straight. Don't give it to him.
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Old 12-03-2008, 07:50 PM
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Whateveah you say.


Gotta run...boning up on the Ohio racing issue.
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:02 PM
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Whateveah you say.


Gotta run...boning up on the Ohio racing issue.
all you need to know -

http://www.thistledownalpacas.com/

They're some spirited lil fucl<ers
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:07 PM
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:12 PM
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Well done Mort.
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:16 PM
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Thank you so much,Deb-O.


I know I felt like I was a major contributor to the program.
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:50 PM
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You'll need a MortyTV channel to televise the goin's on as well. I'd suggest a double elimination spaghetti/Prestone wrestling match but you will need to determine the brackets

Doodah vs. Arrletta
Dannie vs. Frannie

The winners to face off against each other to meet Thebby in a cage match


Uncly doesn't count - she'd enjoy it too much, and you must keep it real.
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:20 PM
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Morty - you sound like a sweetheart... is it true? Are you really as loveable as you sound?

















It's true...






















You are a Big Sweetie!
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Old 12-04-2008, 12:58 AM
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You'll need a MortyTV channel to televise the goin's on as well. I'd suggest a double elimination spaghetti/Prestone wrestling match but you will need to determine the brackets

Doodah vs. Arrletta
Dannie vs. Frannie

The winners to face off against each other to meet Thebby in a cage match


Uncly doesn't count - she'd enjoy it too much, and you must keep it real.



uh-oh....you should have never mentioned Thebby....she's putting your name on one right now
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Old 12-04-2008, 01:01 AM
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Morty - you sound like a sweetheart... is it true? Are you really as loveable as you sound?

It's true...


You are a Big Sweetie!

Hossy?


Did you get a name change??
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Old 12-04-2008, 03:50 PM
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the call steve took at 4:35-4:40 today, had to be Morty! doing voices!
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Old 12-04-2008, 04:26 PM
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the call steve took at 4:35-4:40 today, had to be Morty! doing voices!
Let me listen latah...I'll be able to tell you
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Old 12-04-2008, 06:40 PM
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the call steve took at 4:35-4:40 today, had to be Morty! doing voices!
You talkin' about the "John from New York" fella?

He sounded pretty "normal...

Perhaps if the guy said his name was "Mr. Greenfield"...lol..

Now if the guy would have had Steve cluckin' like a chicken, mooing like a cow, or or pickin' a magic #......Then "Yes"..I'd have to agree with you...


Morty is not "normal"...lol....

(Arya Dahling...... )


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