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Old 06-12-2008, 10:29 AM
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Bee careful what you wish for..

What was I thinking?




I must bee schizobeenic.
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:31 AM
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Morty, how big are your boo - bees
I'm glad you asked that question.




I am a 40...with admirable beevage.
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UnclyTrust.


Aren't you a double Bee cup?
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:23 PM
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Today is my Bee-Day!!!
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:27 PM
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Hello---I am BeeRoadRunner.













BEEp-BEEp!!
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:28 PM
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Ah loves BEEthoven.
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What do they call the Bee Mafia?




This Sting of Ours.
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:32 PM
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What is the Bees Facts of Life entitled?







The Nerds and the Humans.























hahahaha
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:33 PM
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Ah weesh a spelling bee would bite NoodleFan.
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You are scaring the Bee'Jesus out of me......
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What does a dyslexic bee call Italians?






Wasp.
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What does a dyslexic bee call Italians?






Wasp.


that makes no sense...why would a bee be calling an Italian?
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:07 PM
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that makes no sense...why would a bee be calling an Italian?
I'm sorry---I meant fish.


They call them from their shell phone.
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that makes no sense...why would a bee be calling an Italian?
Why, maybe he needed someone BEE HEADED!
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What are bees at the sea shore called?







BeeShells.
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WOPS....WASP!!




Don't ya get it???
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I am getting a headache and it's a Bee-ute!
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Where does the head bee live?




In the White Hive....Washington Bee C.
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:30 PM
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What is a bees favorite race?



The sac race.








Who was the fastest bee at this race?

Funny Hive.
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