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Old 06-27-2006, 10:01 PM
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no!

most lawyars i know are ugly except the ones that do i think medicel malpractice. i think im realy realy pritty. i'm going to be a movie star.

what are you going to be when you grow up?
Do you have big boobs? i betcha they are spectacular.


I am going to be a professional tail chaser. I mean nightclub owner. I will make tons of cash and all the skanky chicks will throw themselves on me for a couple of free drinks. it is going to be sweet. I will do this in LA of course. You can come when you turn 21 and start your acting career
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:05 PM
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Do you have big boobs? i betcha they are spectacular.


I am going to be a professional tail chaser. I mean nightclub owner. I will make tons of cash and all the skanky chicks will throw themselves on me for a couple of free drinks. it is going to be sweet. I will do this in LA of course. You can come when you turn 21 and start your acting career
y do i have to be 21? girls like lindasy lohan and mary kate and ashle get to drink in bars and they aren't 21!

what is a tail chaser? is that someone who grooms the tails on the horses at the barn? and sprays them with show sheen
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:09 PM
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i am seventeen.

i am a girl!! boys don't talk about pretty ponies do they?
Yes. U got a problem with that?
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:12 PM
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Yes. U got a problem with that?
no im sorry pleaz don't yell at me.
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:17 PM
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no im sorry pleaz don't yell at me.
I'm sorry but I got alot of sheet over my real men thread. I didn't mean to jump down your throat.
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:28 PM
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y do i have to be 21? girls like lindasy lohan and mary kate and ashle get to drink in bars and they aren't 21!

what is a tail chaser? is that someone who grooms the tails on the horses at the barn? and sprays them with show sheen
Yes but i can't promote illegal activity or they could trace my IP and put me into jail.


Hey do you have myspace?

Well i do love taking pics of beautiful horses. But the secret double meaning that you have to be cool to understand is "tail" means "sex with women," so if you think about it it's pretty funny that tail flows for me do you know what i mean?
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Old 06-28-2006, 08:27 PM
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i am seventeen.

i am a girl!! boys don't talk about pretty ponies do they?

I know this person.....she is a girl; but 17 ??....no , more like 13,
Jail Bait.
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Old 06-28-2006, 09:39 PM
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I've been meaning to ask you a question. Is it true that a George divided against itself cannot stand?
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:05 AM
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Just noticed the thread.. Always a great topic. I have a bunch of horse names written down somewhere, but a few I remeber that I'd like to use and their meaning:

ALACRITY: Timely, regularly

CORYBANTIC: Wild

SPONDULUX: Money

RAMPALLION: A scoundrel

DUENDAY: A demon or gomblin

KIAMYONKEL: Yiddish for a little pest

COLPORTEUR: French for a door to door salesman

and one Lansdon used on a 2 year old!! From "Shawshank"... ZAWATINAYO.. He told me about it last week and I couldn't believe it. I tried to get my pal Bill to use it two or three years ago...
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Old 06-29-2006, 10:50 AM
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since steve brought this thread back around I have to say I have always wanted to own a grey horse so I could name it Frostheave.
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Old 06-29-2006, 11:54 AM
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I'm naming my horse Living Gator. He'll be "Gator" for short. LOL

I want a foal by Mr. Livingston (by El Prado.)
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Old 06-29-2006, 11:58 AM
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I've always liked Arazi. The name just rolls off your tounge nicely. Alydar was a good name too.


Who is the sicko that named a gelding Procreate though???
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my current favorite name though (and I am not impartial since I thought of it) is 'Insanity Defense' which is the name of my somewhat unpredictable (ie Crazy) Thouroughbred.
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:07 PM
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Or how about Mr. Litigator?

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Old 06-29-2006, 12:10 PM
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Or how about Mr. Lidigator?
I like that one.
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:13 PM
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I like that one.
Well, I'm obviously not thinking today because it should be Mr. Litigator with a t and not a d. Good lord, am I tired or what?
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:14 PM
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Well, I'm obviously not thinking today because it should be Mr. Litigator with a t and not a d. Good lord, am I tired or what?
yeah I caught that but didn't want to sound like a biatch. LOL
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:16 PM
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yeah I caught that but didn't want to sound like a biatch. LOL
It's ironic, because I minored in English. You would think I would have caught that...
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:18 PM
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It's ironic, because I minored in English. You would think I would have caught that...
happens to me all the time...the eye sees what it wants rather than what is there.
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:38 PM
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There was a horse at Belmont today named "shoot the wad". How the heck did that name pass?
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