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Old 10-26-2007, 09:55 AM
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" Whya mile and 70? Why not just call it 6 furlongs?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 09:56 AM
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" What are furlongs?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 09:56 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 09:57 AM
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" Why are there so many tv's at the racetrack? How come when I go to a tv store I don't see any racetracks???"
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Old 10-26-2007, 09:59 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 09:59 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:12 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:15 AM
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" I didn't find any red bush but did find a nice crop."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:17 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:18 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:20 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:20 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:23 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:25 AM
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"Pillow got darted."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:27 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:29 AM
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" Did sumwun say Pillow got darted from The Padlock!!??"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:32 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:35 AM
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How come the Dirt Mile is amile and 70 yards? Is this the new math????
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:37 AM
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