Favorite Track / OTB One Liner's

[saucon17]

this guy at the local otb always yells this when he loses

look at the jock he is stiffing him, he whipping the horse and pulling back
on the horses reins.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by oracle80

How about those complete morons who try and tell you that "so and so" (a jockey) is very dangerous and wins when he sticks around to ride the last race.
Too bad these idiots don't realize that when the agents take calls, the order in which the races are run is not yet determined.

There's one guy just like that at the Fort Plain OTB. He's also a brilliant "red border", always has an answer to why a horse won the race after the fact.

If I didn't know this was a post, I would think I had passed out at my OTB. Never laughed my ass off so hard.

32 tracks running, 10 races each, HEY, 5,2,10 has been coming in all day, them are my numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DiscreetCat=Monster]

Originally Posted by saucon17

this guy at the local otb always yells this when he loses

look at the jock he is stiffing him, he whipping the horse and pulling back
on the horses reins.

Ha Ha thats the same thing i 1st thought when i bet on P.Val but that is just the way he rides LMAO I said look he is not even getting down like the other jocks that cannot be wind resistant LMAO

[DiscreetCat=Monster]

Originally Posted by seconditis

If I didn't know this was a post, I would think I had passed out at my OTB. Never laughed my ass off so hard.

32 tracks running, 10 races each, HEY, 5,2,10 has been coming in all day, them are my numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEM ARE MY #'s classic i heard that at the otb like a billion times i always go get a beer after i hear that. It is a ritual of mine