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Old 01-21-2009, 07:53 PM
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but then he just crinkled them up and threw them away, having only just realized that 'polled' above had two L's, rather than one......
Yes.
No probing with the timber,
just questioning.
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:13 PM
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GPK taking copious notes
Is GBBob in Vegas yet studying for Friday and Saturday?

Who should he use his optional plays on?
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:54 PM
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Is GBBob in Vegas yet studying for Friday and Saturday?
His mortal flesh might be in Vegas...

But his soul is out motor-boating the chick in your avatar.


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Who should he use his optional plays on?
Live longshots.
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:56 PM
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when will you come out from andys shadow..he raised you like a mini me..will you have your own show some day..
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:59 PM
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His mortal flesh might be in Vegas...

But his soul is out motor-boating the chick in your avatar.




Live longshots.
!!!!ELLO ELLE!!!!


(that's me and my future wife)
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:45 PM
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GPK taking copious notes
I no longer have a license to administer
hot beef injections.

Kev, on the other hand, is opening up new clinics
across the U.S. I expect palaces, shrines, and even
grottos to be erected in homage to his mighty lumber.

Ahhh grottos.... I guess one kind of digs them out
instead of erecting. Or maybe just pick a tight spot
and decorate.
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:47 PM
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Why do males have nipples?
Get them licked or sucked on and find out for yourself.

Best feeling ever!

And if your wife won't do it - I'd say about roughly 90% of strippers will when you buy a single $15 lap dance. Just ask them before you buy the dance.


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Why does'nt body hair grow as long as head hair?
I will get back to you on this one after I send Kurt Warner an E-mail and ask him to ask God and tell me what God tells him about this matter.


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Do any other animals laugh besides humans...?
and why the heck do we laugh?
No. Because we've read PMay Jr's myspace page.


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Why after I urinate do I sometimes get the "piss shivers"
and why dont females get the shivers (I have polled a significant
number of females and apparently they dont get em)?
Horizontal aim versus vertical aim.
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:39 PM
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Whats your favorite porn site?
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Old 01-21-2009, 11:06 PM
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Whats your favorite porn site?
Big Sausage Pizza . Com
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Old 01-22-2009, 01:06 AM
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Fireside chat time.

Who's gotta question?
Why are you a hater of everything and everyone Joisey?
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Old 01-22-2009, 01:08 AM
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Fireside chat time.

Who's gotta question?
Who's more insipid? Roller Doc, Birch or PG?
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Old 01-22-2009, 01:21 AM
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Why did Morty leave?

Imaginary Sailor is about ready to race again. Think he can win the BC Classic or Turf?
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:15 AM
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Do people really re-fill (replace the plastic tube) the ink in their bic pens?
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:17 AM
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If the globe is warming, why is it so cold this morning?
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:17 AM
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Will I ever sleep straight through the night again?
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