Ah wunder where Mortay was???

[Rileyoriley]

By the way, have you ever heard of a person fornicating with a chicken?
It was mentioned in the "sharpies" thread in the political section. I'd ask for a link but I don't want to piss anyone off in there.

[Mortimer]

I was hoping for:




(')

`', `',

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

.........................ditto!?




blech!!

Ditto in my own way.





BETTAH?????????

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

By the way, have you ever heard of a person fornicating with a chicken?
It was mentioned in the "sharpies" thread in the political section. I'd ask for a link but I don't want to piss anyone off in there.

Hmmm.....uh..no.



I don't think you even want to touch those in that thread

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Ditto in my own way.





BETTAH?????????

!!!!










MUCH!




























thud!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I was hoping for:




(')

`', `',

I don't know how to do the creative writing but the thought's there.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Hmmm.....uh..no.



I don't think you even want to touch those in that thread

I don't think I'll ever look at a chicken the same way again.






























































Insert your own pun.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I don't know how to do the creative writing but the thought's there.

OH MY GOD!!




Give me place to your directions.

Phooey.




Give me directions to your place.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I don't think I'll ever look at a chicken the same way again.Insert your own pun.

I'll fly.


I know I can do it.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

OH MY GOD!!




Give me place to your directions.

Phooey.




Give me directions to your place.

Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.

Got it.

Sounds far....I think I'll fly on the wings of a locust.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Got it.

Sounds far....I think I'll fly on the wings of a locust.

As long as it's not a chicken.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

As long as it's not a chicken.

Yes...fucl< the chicken.






But I was on no vacay nor bees wax trip.

I was under going treatments for severe depression.

They threatened to put me on Oprah if I didn't straighten up.




I told them they should do it because she couldn't straighten up a priest.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Yes...fucl< the chicken.






But I was on no vacay nor bees wax trip.

I was under going treatments for severe depression.

They threatened to put me on Oprah if I didn't straighten up.




I told them they should do it because she couldn't straighten up a priest.

There's always Dr. Phil. Didn't he solve Britney's problems?

[magic_idol]

These day time pshyco's **** me!!! ,Bring back the electric shock treatment or better yet go do what i do when im sad Vist the terminal Cancer ward @ the local Hospital makes you abit happier to be in your shoes Remember to stop off @ the lost limb Ward dont know what lucky dip you can pick up

[Rileyoriley]

[Mortimer]

There's always Dr. Phil. Didn't he solve Britney's problems?



Gosh....did she have problems?


I don't think Phil could solve for "x'" when X=12.

[Rileyoriley]

You mean he's not a real doctor???????????????????


But he was on the cover of "People" magazine!

[Mortimer]

I know,but that's not a real magazine.

[Rileyoriley]