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Old 02-23-2008, 09:48 PM
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a tranquil wisp of something fragrant past my face in the faintly moonlight night

it was faintly dark





















not the wisp

the night











I could not tell the color of the wisp, only sniffed in it's odorifous beauty


But I could see its sillouette and did follow it








It lead me to a fairy den.....creatures of the night---yes....but also creatures from the elegant whims of the Creator gathered to make nightmares of darkness brighten into dreams of good things come true.



I peeked inside and followed the wisp to where it came....as it landed on the pretty head of the Thebby Fairy.


































God it was awful.





















ROR!!


I'm kidding.









It was beautiful in the innocent/majical way it led me here and fell softly back into place to join her other strands....strands that made up the the magnetic framing of the face masterpiece.....the Thebby face.



I would sleep safely this night.......in the dark.
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Old 02-23-2008, 09:51 PM
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Let me be the first to say.......





































blech!
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Old 02-23-2008, 10:11 PM
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Oh golly.






















rule-eng en leff-eng!!!













WHEW!








But I have more.....I have just chewed 2 aged sen-sen.




Soon it will release more paint for my Thebby canvas
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Old 02-23-2008, 10:16 PM
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She's a hypnotist collector.......

















.....and you are a walking antique.
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Old 02-23-2008, 10:45 PM
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Oh my God.







!!


Get outta heah.









And now......





......Stopping By Pretty Legs On A Drug Induced Evening

Whose pretty legs these are I think I know.
I thought I saw them performing in the village though;
What are they doing here
Whatever else there was; was covered up by snow.

My little noodle thought it queer
To see such pretty legs without a CWD bar near
I brushed away snow covering more like a vanilla cake
To reveal the rest of the Playmate of the year.

Too good to be true, I thought it a mistake
I saw I found the dancer called Thebby Shake
Sleeping in the forest and sleeping so pretty as to make one weep
The woods are lovely,dark and deep ( =;> )

And oh boy would I be shot for these thoughts that now do seep
Lucky me...I have made no promises to keep,
And I will smile a LOT before I sleep,
And I will smile a LOT before I sleep,

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Old 02-23-2008, 10:47 PM
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You are perverting a poem my Dad used to recite at the dinner table.


















At least I quoted Dylan.


























Bob.........not Thomas.
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Old 02-23-2008, 10:48 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGEnKh0ocb0
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Old 02-23-2008, 11:20 PM
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You are perverting a poem my Dad used to recite at the dinner table.


















At least I quoted Dylan.


























Bob.........not Thomas.






Did he really?





Geez..that's amazing.






"Bob...not Thomas."


Fine work.




Well...it was meant to be lightly taken ,but still show Thebby in a very positive light.




I must now go deeper into a simmering asparagus cajoled trance.....and top off the evenings Thebby prose.
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Old 02-23-2008, 11:21 PM
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Funny...sounds more like Oinkman and Scat Daddy chirping.
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Old 02-24-2008, 12:21 AM
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I sniffed too much simmering asparagus.


I didn't go into a creative trance.


















I fell asleep.






And now am too groggy to create more Thebby Delights.











It will only strengthen me for my triumphant return to form tomorrow.










When I shall also challenge Oinkman to a fool.




Oh.






He already is.










Perhaps his cut man, then......Scat Daddy.


Oh.







So is he.















Good.


My load is already lightened.

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Old 02-24-2008, 12:34 AM
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But let me add in closing this night....in the dark......my ordeal today shall not be forgotten.






For there are too many of you who take things with far too much entitlement.


With far too much window dressing.


With far too much of that which you are full .






We all were exploding ashes to begin.

And though we may or may not explode at the end.......nevertheless.....it's ashes for all of us that we return .












Now what does ths mean?












Well if you have to ask I suggest you stay off the message board circuit.































The tuned will understand.















The rest,who are legion---make no mistake............will not.
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Old 02-24-2008, 12:43 AM
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Face front, true believer!!
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:07 AM
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Oh Coach My Roach..I mean My Coach!
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:32 AM
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Thebby Moving Through Space



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBe85UKa1GQ


Something in the way she moves through space
Attracts me like no other mover
Something in the way she struts it

I don't want to watch her now
I know she will catch me now

Somewhere in her smile she knows
That she is watched like none other
Something in her sway gets me dizzy

I don't want to watch her now
I know she will catch me now

I'm telling you my love cannot show
Why...ah dunno....ah dunno
If I stick around I won't be able to watch anymo
Why...ah dunno....ah dunno

Something in the way she knows
And all I have to do is watch her
Something in the things she shows me

I don't want to watch her now
I know she will catch me now
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:36 AM
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I would have prefered " She's so Heavy. "















Though, come to think of it, I would really prefer you leaving through the bathroom window.
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:41 AM
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!












goo-foo!








Oh mine God!














ror!!
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:44 AM
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Don't think I do not notice the book burning going on here.
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:46 AM
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Don't think I do not notice the book burning going on here.
stick to your prose, not vaporization.
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:46 AM
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By the way....good for George.


He got the best one....inside and out...it's not hard to see.
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stick to your prose, not vaporization.



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