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Old 10-12-2007, 12:07 PM
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rule-eng un ze flour!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!




I was going to ask Steve to get rid of you for the post before this....but this one was that good!
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:10 PM
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monica lewinsky impression?



I've changed my mind...get rid of the strumpet ,Steve.
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:14 PM
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no, THIS is a strumpet.

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oh, and check out the girl too.
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:15 PM
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no, THIS is a strumpet.

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oh, and check out the girl too.

Invalid link.






Really stimulating.



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Old 10-12-2007, 12:17 PM
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worked for me....hmm.


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Old 10-12-2007, 12:18 PM
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how's that?

maybe you're having a hard time operating your mouse with those furry paws.
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:19 PM
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worked for me....hmm.


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I'm sure it did.









That's pretty funny..... and I took your advice.


Now I need Zeke The Desk Repairman ...again.
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:21 PM
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how's that?

maybe you're having a hard time operating your mouse with those furry paws.

Yes...too kind.

The first really did show as an invalid link.





And my trouble is I still have a paw with a thorn in it.The Forest Fairy Princess got on to my game after the first 3.
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:24 PM
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how's that?

maybe you're having a hard time operating your mouse with those furry paws.


Oh.


I just got the intending snot meaning here.







And like your filthy paws don't need a huge dose of cheap perfume.
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:42 PM
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nyuk-nyuk-nyuk





That silenced the little wanton.
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:50 PM
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nyuk-nyuk-nyuk





That silenced the little wanton.
me? silenced?! never.
work intruded. the nerve...
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:51 PM
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OH MY GOD!



BOO-BEES!!!!
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me? silenced?! never.
work intruded. the nerve...




What exactly is it that ya do there?
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:58 PM
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I wouldn't answer it either.


I understand you turned in $65.25 last night and your "fellow" asked who gave you a quarter to which you responded:



Everyone.
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:59 PM
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That probably wasn't the best idea I ever had.







Time to hide.
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Old 10-12-2007, 01:38 PM
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What exactly is it that ya do there?
as little as possible.
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Old 10-12-2007, 02:04 PM
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as little as possible.
[ Well .....you are a little girl so that's understandable. I decided to hide from Mommy Dearest here instead of from you there. ]
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:23 PM
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Thebby!!!







Witch!!
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:24 PM
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ROR!











I WILL NOT HAVE MY FINE POSTAGE EDITED NOR DELETED.



If you continue to do so I will tell LateFires about your dupa tatoo.
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Old 10-12-2007, 08:29 PM
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I think hillary is not naive, she just flip flops on all the issues depending on who shes talking too. She was so gung-ho about the war until public sentiment shifted and all of a sudden she was the anti-war. Its the problem with most politicians today, they pander to whatever group they are targeting. I'm not really sure what she or any of the other political puppets believe. Just as long as we don't have hillary care....

Btw morty, sorry for being on topic.
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