Awesome Twist

I didn't print his past performances because he was the only one on the page. I didn't want to waste paper. I'm an environmentalist yanno.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I actually really like the horse. I've made a good deal of money betting him, in his sprint wins. Why Kimmel keeps trying to get him to stretch out is beyond me. Helen Keller could see he's a sprinter. Maybe horse breeder extradonaire DTS could lend some of his vast knowledge and explain it.

Another put down from the expert handicapper and meteorologist!
Oh my!!!!

[10 pnt move up]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

You're kidding right?

maybe a bit overstated but I always liked him, of course I am not as familar with him as you probably are.

and of course he helped get prado to new york

Give the horse to Pletcher and let him train him for a good 6 months and I guarantee you this horse would win grade 1's going two turns. That's not a knock on Kimmel...it's just a fact in today's game.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Eat a bowl of dicks.

I'm going to play the race card.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Do you ever have a winning day?

What u say about my momma?

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

OOOOOOOOOO

Honestly though, the bowl of dicks was great. haven't heard that in awhile. I hope you don't mind, but it's going to become a fixture in my vocabulary.

That's fine with me. I thought it was an appropriate response to that drivel.

Although if anyone would like to defend Pletcher and the horses performance then please do so. I always enjoy a good laugh.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

I'll wait for Peter to comment.
10 pnt is entitled to his opinion without a "put down", which you seem to be good at.Let the experts speak. Your jealousy is too obvious at times.

"Miller".....good call!

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

It was a pretty unbelievable effort. I couldn't see it before and I still can't see where it came from.

Carrots made by the hand of god.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Here's a surprise. Okay douche, who am I jealous of?

That's the "Miller" beer tag line....everybody's got you figured out!

Give it a rest

The E Street Gang's got their lazy eye on you.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I know. You and DTS have me figured out. Damn. What am I to do? Funny, I keep up my end of the agreement to ignore you guys, yet you can't seem to as well. It's fine. Enjoy this place.

I will

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

The E Street Gang's got their lazy eye on you.

You got that right....."PP"

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff

You got that right....."PP"

Sure thing, "Hick Homo Hoff"

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

One more question, since you didn't answer it the other night. Do you have to work at being a douche bag, or does it just come naturally? My guess, natural.

You guys are GREAT with the name calling....get a life!

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Sure thing, "Hick Homo Hoff"

Have another.............

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I'm not that hard a person to find.

OK....maybe we can talk....you know where

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

You're right. I need a life. I'm going to go watch wrestling or better yet, I'm going to go wait a few hours in line to meet a former wrestler. Later man.

Time for bed....you and Pillow????

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Look, I know you guys hate me...the real question is why?????????????

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff

Time for bed....you and Pillow????

I like my queens to have big brown things in their mouth and an affinity for wearing anything pink.

*wink*