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Old 04-19-2007, 07:06 AM
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With Morte's great news, horsecaps.com has announced release of the new lol lol lol hat.

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Don't forget to mention it was Aunty Cooby's design.
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Old 04-19-2007, 07:11 AM
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Thank you.


Don't forget to mention it was Aunty Cooby's design.
A usual you are correct. I apologize and have fixed it.
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Old 04-19-2007, 07:24 AM
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Good job!
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Old 04-19-2007, 07:25 AM
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whats good about 4 furlongs in 58?

Did anyone say it was good?



It's the way this horsey trains...conserving energy is he driving force here.
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Old 04-19-2007, 07:28 AM
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morte' are you still a part owner of lol lol lol ?
No...although we will have an interview with the owner tonight.


I do,however, own a small piece of ror!
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:18 AM
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An excerpt from the start of tonights interview with lol lol lol's owner.





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It's great to introduce the owner of lol lol lol ...the former Galloping Ghost from the U. of Illinois........the great FightingVagini...Red Grange.


Red..great having you here.



Thank you ,Mortimer...nice to be here.



Take us back now,Red, to when you first saw lol.....I'm sorry. I have to ask you..................aren't you dead?




Why yes....I am.




.......Oh...........well anyways.....






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That's what you call a tantilizer.
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:21 AM
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I don't know why anyone isn't concerned with the running line comments from lol lol lol's races.

"veered in, ducked out"

"ran off post parade"

"broke in air, stumbled, stopped"
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:35 AM
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I see Morty remains true to his Big 10 Conference bias....

Aaron Hesz, tout/co-host of Southern California's the Roger Stein horse racing radio show, has already reported that Jim Thorpe is the true owner of lol lol lol.
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:38 AM
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I don't know why anyone isn't concerned with the running line comments from lol lol lol's races.

"veered in, ducked out"

"ran off post parade"

"broke in air, stumbled, stopped"
You forgot " raced erratically in the stretch ".
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:43 AM
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lol lol lol only "failed to do so" 5 times.
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:05 AM
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Go ahead....keep making fun of the off spring from Gota del lol.
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Old 04-19-2007, 10:15 AM
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I.........



thud.



This is still funny....ror!!

ten pie-er ...no question.






I'm still laughing!
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Old 04-19-2007, 10:38 AM
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You forgot " raced erratically in the stretch ".
also "broke in tangle, bore out, eased"
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Old 04-19-2007, 07:29 PM
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I am the sole owner of a first time starter that will be debuting at Toga this summer.

"WTF EVER" is her name...put her on your watch list...although I think she is bred strictly for the poly.
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Old 04-19-2007, 07:31 PM
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I am the sole owner of a first time start that will be debuting at Toga this summer.

"WTF EVER" is her name...put her on your watch list...although I think she is bred strictly for the poly.
Her stablemate, "You Will Be Disappointed" is also entered.
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Old 04-19-2007, 07:32 PM
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Her stablemate, "You Will Be Disappointed" is also entered.

too many letters....
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Old 04-19-2007, 07:34 PM
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too many letters....
Dammit... guess that explains why her name was rejected. Ideas, anyone? How about "Disappointedinher?"
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:23 PM
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I'm not too worried about ROFLMAO. The trainer doesn't like using blinkers and the horse obviously needs them. He'll hit the stretch drive and look at all of the people and just lose control.

Now GFY has a shot if he's gelded. Unfortunately his bloodline is rich with breeding superstars like ASL? and Care2Cyber so odds are he'll be the nuts come derby day.
PP. Remember the trainer of ROFLMAO doesn't like blinkers, BUT he loves cornell collars and cotton balls in ears, so..........you never know...
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Old 04-20-2007, 05:19 PM
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Thank you.


Don't forget to mention it was Aunty Cooby's design.
OH.....just saw that shout out. Thank you kindly, sir.
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Old 04-20-2007, 05:20 PM
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lol lol lol hit the french fry bag pretty good today according to trainer Otto Bodiman.



" Yup...he's looking mighty ready.I think we've broken him of trying to pace and also getting use to a jockey rather than a sulky.He should have never been miscategorized as a standardbred,but that's just a mistake we'll live with.We're going to gallup him 400 yards tomorrow and that'll about do'er........no sense leaving it on the workout track. We're ready to rock n' roll."



Said Bodiman.
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