MLB 2007 predictions thread

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

"Wise people talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."

GeeWhizz Ryan......that's confusing.

If you read it quickly...it sounds incongruant.



But if you reread it slowly.......why it sounds like something you would say.Your primary malfunction is you being you. God!....try someone else for a change!





Smoke dope and straighten yourself out for gosh sakes.

[Mortimer]

Hey Ryan...here's something profound:


You never know just how you look...


...until you get your picture took.






Now wash that one through your noodle......then relax and think about the hidden meaning in there.

Maybe your low level posting will improve.





But good luck there ,guy.


Keep hacking away....by gosh you are going to get there!I just know you will.

[POINTGIVEN1985]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I'll give it a shot.

American League

East- Boston Red Sox
Central- Cleveland Indians
West- Oakland Athletics
Wild Card- Chicago White Sox

That's right, Yankees do not make playoffs


National League

East- Atlanta Braves
Central- Chicago Cubs
West- LA Dodgers
Wild Card- NY Mets

World Series- Red Sox over the Dodgers

i laughed out loud when i read this, yankees will win most games in baseball this year, and if you want a wager on that pm me, i might even give you some good odds

[POINTGIVEN1985]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Calm down Peter gammons. With what pitching? Also, your predictions haven't exactly been great around here. You hit one game, big deal. You have been wrong about pretty much everything else.

well then take the bet, i will bet you the yankees win more games then any team in the league for $100 and i will give 2-1 odds, so if they dont i owe you $200... i will agree to the bet as soon as i recive my check, because then i will trust you and know your good for it.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by POINTGIVEN1985

well then take the bet, i will bet you the yankees win more games then any team in the league for $100 and i will give 2-1 odds, so if they dont i owe you $200... i will agree to the bet as soon as i recive my check, because then i will trust you and know your good for it.

Worst offer ever. Send me money so I can squander it on chalky favorites and mythical pick-6 bets, and then I'll send you even money back.

Plus, once you "get the check," you actually owe $300 when you lose, bud.

[POINTGIVEN1985]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

Worst offer ever. Send me money so I can squander it on chalky favorites and mythical pick-6 bets, and then I'll send you even money back.

Plus, once you "get the check," you actually owe $300 when you lose, bud.

im not talking about that check, bud
me and dahoss bet the ohio st-gtown game, thats the check i am speaking of, and tell me who will have a better record then the yankess and i will talk some baseball with you and tell you why they wont.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by POINTGIVEN1985

im not talking about that check, bud
me and dahoss bet the ohio st-gtown game, thats the check i am speaking of, and tell me who will have a better record then the yankess and i will talk some baseball with you and tell you why they wont.

The Cubs, duh.

[POINTGIVEN1985]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Calm down Peter gammons. With what pitching? Also, your predictions haven't exactly been great around here. You hit one game, big deal. You have been wrong about pretty much everything else.

lol also i do consider myself a young peter gammons

[hi_im_god]

a team will go on a long losing streak and all the locals will be sad. then they'll start a long winning streak and everyone will be lining up to buy playoff tickets. they'll finish around .500.

george will writes a long boring piece about the beauty the arc of a long boring season has and how it reflects life or america or poetry and all is good and wonderful so long as we all have baseball. if there is any justice in the world he will be maimed by a foul ball line drive at national stadium and unable to write afterwards.

in early may i will be looking down the bright metallic double barrell of 6 more months of this intermnible season and wondering if i can make it to the opening of nfl camps in july without pulling the trigger.

in the most fitting monument one can imagine to baseball's policeing itself on steroids, barry bonds will break the all time homerun record. no one outside of san francisco will feel anything but sad. except me. i'll be experiencing schadenfreude.